“I know a lot more old drunks than old doctors.”
Quote by Joe E. Lewis
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Joe E. Lewis
Joe E. Lewis, born on January 12, 1902, was an American comedian whose career began in the 1920s. Known for his unique humor style and exaggerated physical comedy, Lewis became a global favorite. Renowned for his sharp wit and clever jokes, he is considered one of the most influential comedians of the 20th century. more
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