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“Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.”

“An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.”

“I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.”

“Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.”

“What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?”

“The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.”

“Work is the curse of the drinking classes.”

“The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.”

“You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.”

“When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place.”

“There cannot be good living where there is not good drinking.”

“Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.”

“I always take Scotch whiskey at night as a preventive of toothache. I have never had the toothache; and what is more, I never intend to have it.”

“Fill with mingled cream and amber, I will drain that glass again. Such hilarious visions clamber Through the chamber of my brain — Quaintest thoughts — queerest fancies Come to life and fade away; What care I how time advances? I am drinking ale today.”

“Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.”

“Too much of anything is bad, but too much Champagne is just right.”

“I drink to make other people interesting.”

“I drink when I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion.”

“You can't be a real country unless you have a beer.”

“Who cares how time advances? I am drinking ale today.”

“Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.”

“When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!”

“I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.”

“I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.”