Best Drunk Man Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“I don't say that the drunk man is the real man, and the sober man merely a shell. But you find out something different about people when they're drunk. Of course, you sometimes find that they're not different at all--that you merely get more of the same, perhaps said rather more loudly and incoherently, but basically the same.”

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Author:Kingsley Amis

“I mean, look, no matter how you feel about Bush, watching him speak is difficult. It's like- it's like watching a drunk man cross an icy street.”

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Author:Tucker Carlson

“Imagination is like the drunk man who lost his watch and must get drunk again to find it.”

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Book:The Geography of the Imagination: Forty Essays

Source: The Geography of the Imagination: Forty Essays

“Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.”

Source: The Good Life According to Hemingway

“An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.”

Source: The Good Life According to Hemingway

“Alcohol make you drunk, man. It don't make you meditate, it just make you drunk. Herb is more a consciousness.”

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Author:Bob Marley

“It isn't chic for women to be drunk. Men drunks are more excusable, more easily absolved, but why? It must be thought they have better reasons.”

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Book:Cat's Eye

Source: Cat's Eye

“An unsophisticated forecaster uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts - for support rather than for illumination.”

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Author:Andrew Lang

“I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.”

“Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.”

“The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one.”

Source: The Complete Prefaces: 1914-1929

“Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.”

“Work is the curse of the drinking classes.”

“The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.”

“You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.”

Source: Real Frank Zappa Book

“Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication.”

“I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won't let himself get snotty about it.”

Source: The World of Raymond Chandler: In His Own Words

“A man's true character comes out when he's drunk.”

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Author:Charlie Chaplin

“You can't be a real country unless you have a beer.”

Source: Real Frank Zappa Book

“Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy.”

“You talk like a drunk man walks: in every direction but where he be headed.”

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Book:Stone of Tears

Source: Stone of Tears

“I feel sorry for people who do not have a Bible to lean on.”

Source: What Every Christian Ought to Know

“...Whose souls, albeit in a cloudy memory, yet seek back their good, but, like drunk men, know not the road home.”

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Author:Boethius

“Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.”