Best Cold Beer Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“I would say, stay the hell away from the party scene. Anything you put in front of your goal, and especially something like that, whether it's too much gambling, too much food, too much (sic) cold beers on the weekend - anything that you put in front of the prize is going to end up getting in the way and hurting you in the end.”

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Author:Brad Renfro

“Why we are here: To tremble at the terrible beauty of the stars, to shed a tear at the perfection of Beethoven's symphonies, and to crack a cold one now and then.”

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Author:David Letterman

“Drinking really cold beer is like slapping yourself in the face with an ice pick.”

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Author:Michael Jackson

“When dealing with complex transportation issues, the best thing to do is pull up with a cold beer and let somebody else figure it out.”

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Author:Anthony Bourdain

“Hysterically funny, amazingly talented people. That's what I think of when I think of Canada. That, and cold beer. And mountains.”

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Author:Richard Patrick

“Hell's a dry heat too. It still sucks. Let me know if you pull anything. I'm gonna go get a cold beer and pour it down my pants.”

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Author:Christa Faust

“Cold beer is bottled God.”

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Book:The collected letters

Source: The collected letters

“A broken heart, too much cold beer, ocean waves and a willing man were never a good combination, no matter what the country songs said.”

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Book:Driftwood Summer

Source: Driftwood Summer

“When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters on the grill, get the ice-cold beer and the cigars - that's heaven here on earth.”

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Author:Bernie Mac

“I've only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror.”

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Author:Sid Vicious

“Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.”

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Author:W. C. Fields

“There is nothing in your budget for joy. No books, no flowers, no music, not even a cold beer. And there is nothing in your budget to give away to someone else. We don’t help people who don’t have better values than you do.”

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Book:All I Really Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten: Uncommon Thoughts on Common Things

Source: All I Really Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten: Uncommon Thoughts on Common Things

“Never underestimate how much assistance, how much satisfaction, how much comfort, how much soul and transcendence there might be in a well-made taco and a cold bottle of beer.”

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Book:Jitterbug Perfume

Source: Jitterbug Perfume

“Oh, this beer here is cold, cold and hop-bitter, no point coming up for air, gulp, till it's all--hahhhh.”

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Book:Gravity's Rainbow

Source: Gravity's Rainbow

“Give my people plenty of beer, good beer, and cheap beer, and you will have no revolution among them.”

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Author:Queen Victoria

“Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine.”

“Nothing ever tasted better than a cold beer on a beautiful afternoon with nothing to look forward to than more of the same.”

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Author:Hugh Hood

“Beer has long been the prime lubricant in our social intercourse and the sacred throat-anointing fluid that accompanies the ritual of mateship. To sink a few cold ones with the blokes is both an escape and a confirmation of belonging.”

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Author:Rennie Ellis

“In my case, I thoroughly enjoy running 100-odd miles a week. If I didn't I wouldn't do it. Who can define happiness? To some, happiness is a warm puppy or a glass of cold beer. To me, happiness is running in the hills with my mates around me.”

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Author:Ron Clarke

“I think I get used to, even addicted to, the feelings associated with the end of a long training run. I love feeling empty, clean, worn out, starving, and sweat-purged. I love the good ache of muscles that have done me proud. I love the way a cold beer tastes later that afternoon. I love the way my body feels light and sinewy.”

“Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy.”

“I'd give a hundred dollars for a cold beer.”

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Author:Joe Dugan

“I've never read anything about heroin where, yeah, it's a good experience, and you can do it for 20 years and enjoy it, like having a cold beer. It doesn't work that way with heroin.”

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Author:Ace Frehley

“The mathematician who after seeing Phedre asked: 'Qu'est que ca prouve?' was not such a fool as he has been generally made out. No one has ever been able to explain why the Doric temple of Paestum is more beautiful than a glass of cold beer except by bringing in considerations that have nothing to do with beauty.”

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Author:W. Somerset Maugham

“Does anybody have, a cold beer for Steve Austin?!??!!?”

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Author:Stone Cold Steve Austin

“I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals flaming.”

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Author:Matt Groening

“You're like a cold beer, darling, on a long hot summer night.”

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Author:Rod Stewart