Being Drunk Quotes
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Being Drunk Quotes
“An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.”
“Being drunk leads smart people to do stupid things, which is what is so interesting.”
“Being drunk is a good disguise. I drink so I can talk to assholes. This includes me.”
“Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.”
“Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.”
“Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.”
“An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.”
“The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.”
“"What's so unpleasant about being drunk?" "Ask a glass of water."”
“Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication.”
“I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.”
“Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy.”
“I don't drink because I have problems or I want to escape. I just love drinking and being drunk.”