Drinking Whiskey Quotes
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Drinking Whiskey Quotes
“Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.”
“An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.”
“I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it.”
“God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer.”
“What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?”
“The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.”
“The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.”
“There is no bad whiskey. There are only some whiskeys that aren't as good as others.”
“There cannot be good living where there is not good drinking.”
“Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.”
“Too much of anything is bad, but too much Champagne is just right.”
“Love makes the world go round? Not at all. Whiskey makes it go round twice as fast.”
“I drink to make other people interesting.”
“Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my scotch, I say, I'm thirsty, not dirty.”
“There is no such thing as a bad whisky. Some whiskies just happen to be better than others.”
“I drink when I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion.”
“You can't be a real country unless you have a beer.”
“Who cares how time advances? I am drinking ale today.”
“Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine.”
“Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.”
“Life, alas, is very drear. Up with the glass! Down with the beer!”
“I'm Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death.”