“Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to.”
Source: American wonderland: memories of four tours in the United States of America (1911-1935).
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“A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.”
“As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.”
“The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.”
“What's the use of being Irish if the world doesn't break your heart?”
“You have to do your own growing no matter how tall your grandfather was.”
“All the world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed.”
“If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks.”
“It's better to spend money like there's no tomorrow than to spend tonight like there's no money.”
Source: Modern Manners: An Etiquette Book for Rude People
“Here's to our wives and girlfriends...may they never meet!”
“May the saddest day of your future be no worse than the happiest day of your past.”
“I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not.”
“We have always found the Irish a bit odd. They refuse to be English.”
“In heaven there is no beer. That's why we drink ours here.”
“You know it is summer in Ireland when the rain gets warmer.”
“The Irish are a fair people: They never speak well of one another.”
Source: The life of Samuel Johnson, LL. D., comprehending an account of his studies, and numerous works, in chronological order: a series of his epistolary correspondence and conversations with many eminent persons; and various original pieces of his composition, never before published; the whole exhibiting a view of literature and literary men in Great Britain, for near half a century during which he flourished
“God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.”
“Irish Alzheimer's: you forget everything except the grudges”
“In Ireland the inevitable never happens and the unexpected constantly occurs.”
“Being Irish is very much a part of who I am. I take it everywhere with me.”