“My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.”
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Famous Buddy Hackett Quotes
“As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.”
“Golf is more fun than walking naked in a strange place, but not much.”
Source: The Truth about Golf: And Other Lies
“I've had a good day when I don't fall out of the cart.”
Source: The Truth about Golf: And Other Lies
“A comedian sees the world bent. I'm tangent to the circle.”
“The menu of my mother consisted of only two choices: Leave it or take it”
“My wife said to me, "I want to be cremated." I said, "How about Tuesday?"”
“Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, you would never see a bad show.”
“Why should I be angry at someone when they are out dancing?”
“Don't carry a grudge. While you're carrying the grudge, the other guys's out there dancing.”
Source: The Truth about Golf: And Other Lies
“If it's dirty, it's not funny, but if it's funny, it's not dirty.”