“You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's.”
Source: Robert Frost on writing
Parenthood Funny Quotes
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Parenthood Funny Quotes
“As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.”
“Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.”
“Most of us become parents long before we have stopped being children.”
“Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.”
Source: The Bachelor Home Companion: A Practical Guide to Keeping House Like a Pig
“If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on their shoulders.”
“Each day of our lives we make deposits in the memory banks of our children.”
Source: Dorothy Parker in Her Own Words
“Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you.”
Source: Life's Instructions for Wisdom, Success, and Happiness
“I think once you sign on to be a mother, that's the only shift they offer.”
Source: Foucault's Pendulum
Source: Operating Instructions: A Journal of My Son's First Year
Source: Fatherhood
“You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.”
“It is one thing to show your child the way, and a harder thing to then stand out of it”
“Although there are many trial marriages... there is no such thing as a trial child.”
“The most important thing that parents can teach their children is how to get along without them.”
“Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.”
“Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.”
Source: Fatherhood
“If you've never been hated by your child, you've never been a parent.”
“I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.”
“Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age.”
Source: The Business of Life