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“No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.”

Quote by Bill Cosby

Book:Fatherhood

Work

This book delves into the multifaceted experiences and emotions associated with being a father, offering insights into the challenges and joys of parenthood across different cultural and social contexts. more

Author

Bill Cosby, born on July 12, 1937, is a renowned American comedian, writer, actor, and producer. Known for his unique humor style and wisdom, he starred in numerous television shows and films, achieving significant success in various fields. more

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