“When you can't draw chameleons and you can't draw blenders, it's a bad idea to write strips where chameleons become blenders.” WritingIdeasDrawsBad IdeasChameleonBlenders Author:Stephan Pastis
“Whenever I see people with their collars up, I'm tempted to point it out to them like you would for someone who has a food stain on their shirt or food in their teeth, as if to say, 'Your fashion sense is so offensive I'm assuming it's some sort of accident you'll want to fix.” PeopleIfsWantFashionLike YouAssumingAccidentsTeethShirtsOffensiveTemptedStainsCollars Author:Stephan Pastis
“I'm very harsh on real estate agents. I'm not sure why. Maybe it's because of how the call every small house 'charming' and every run-down house a 'great fixer-upper'. Just once, I'd like them to show me a house and declare, 'This one's a piece of crap'.” RealShowsRunningHousePiecesAgentsNot SureCrapCharmingEstatesHarshShow MeEstate AgentsFixers Author:Stephan Pastis
“When I was at the University of California at Berkeley, I went to some classes that must have had more than four hundred students in them. I almost always sat in the far back of the auditorium so I could read the newspaper. I remember that I stayed late one day to ask the professor a question, and when I got up to him, all I could think to myself was, 'So this is what the professor looks like.” ThinkingLooksRememberAsksClassFourStudentsOne DayLateHundredUniversityNewspapersCaliforniaSatProfessorsBerkeleyAuditoriumsUc Berkeley Author:Stephan Pastis
“I seem to be able to get away with pun strips if I add a panel at the end where I somehow indicate that I know it's a bad pun.” IfsKnowsEndsSeemsAbleAddGet AwayPun Author:Stephan Pastis
“My wife Staci made me go to a wedding last weekend...If it weren’t for her, I’d be happy.” IfsMadeLastsWifeMy WifeWeekend Author:Stephan Pastis
“Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.” HumorFunnyFatherDadParentingMy DadPretendingFatherhoodDaddyRopeSoapFathers DayFather SonMother And FatherMotheringYour DadBeing A FatherGreat FatherChristian FatherFunny ParentingFather DiedBeing A DadFunny ParentMy Father DiedHappy First Fathers DayBest FatherFathers Day InspirationalFunny Fathers DayHappy Fathers DayFatheringHappy Fathers Day GodCute Fathers DayFather MotherGreat DadFunny FatherFunny Happy Fathers DayHappy Fathers Day MomInspirational FatherLove My DadFathers Day ImagesHappy Fathers Day GreetingsDad LoveHappy Fathers Day ImagesNew FatherFathers Day PoemsI Love My DadChristian Fathers DaySoap BubblesFathers Day CardBest DadFatherhood InspirationalDad DiedMy Dad DiedFunny Dad Author:Bill Cosby
“Well, coming at a new work requires a certain amount of patience and energy, and there’s always the risk of disappointment. You can’t really blame people for preferring more of what they already know and like. The trade-off, of course, is that predictability is boring. Repetition is the death of magic.” PeopleKnowsWellsCertainCoursesEnergyRiskMagicAmountBlameTradeDisappointmentBoringRepetitionPredictabilityTrade OffsNew Work Author:Bill Watterson
“America: the only country in the world where failing to promote yourself is regarded as being arrogant.” WorldCountryAmericaFailingArroganceArrogant Author:Garry Trudeau