“I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection.”
Source: The standard edition of the complete psychological works of Sigmund Freud
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Source: Wonders and surprises: a collection of poems
“My daughter got me a 'World's Best Dad' mug. So we know she's sarcastic.”
Source: The Good Life According to Hemingway
“One father is more than a hundred schoolmasters.”
Source: The works of George Herbert. containing Parentalia, the 2nd copy wanting the 1st sheet of vol.2].
“My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.”
“It kills you to see them grow up. But I guess it would kill you quicker if they didn't.”
“A man knows when he is growing old because he begins to look like his father.”
“My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.”
“Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.”
Source: 2500 jokes to start 'em laughing
Source: Why I Am Not a Christian: And Other Essays on Religion and Related Subjects
“Fatherhood is great because you can ruin someone from scratch.”
“My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.”
“There are times when parenthood seems nothing more than feeding the hand that bites you.”
Source: Mark Twain at Your Fingertips: A Book of Quotations
“I don't know what I'm doing, but my incompetence has never stopped my enthusiasm.”
Source: Wonders and surprises: a collection of poems
“The father who does not teach his son his duties is equally guilty with the son who neglects them.”
“A father is a man who expects his son to be as good a man as he meant to be.”
“Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.”
“Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.”
“My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.”
“The greatest gift I ever had Came from God; I call him Dad!”
“You know, fathers just have a way of putting everything together.”
“I've been to war. I've raised twins. If I had a choice, I'd rather go to war.”