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Quote by Jim Gaffigan

“There should be a children's song: 'If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself and let your dad sleep'.”

Quote by Jim Gaffigan

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Jim Gaffigan, born on July 7, 1966, is an American comedian known for his humorous and insightful performances. His style of comedy is characterized by its wit and keen observations of everyday life, often touching on themes such as family, religion, and interpersonal relationships. more

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