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“To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years.”

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Book:The Good Life According to Hemingway
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“My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.”

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Author:Jim Valvano
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“When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.”

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Book:Mark Twain at Your Fingertips: A Book of Quotations
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“Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken, and there's a lot of throwing up.”

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Author:Ray Romano
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“There should be a children's song: 'If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself and let your dad sleep'.”

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Author:Jim Gaffigan
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“A father carries pictures where his money used to be.”

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Author:Steve Martin
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“Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.”

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Author:Bill Cosby
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“If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.”

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Author:Bill Cosby
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