“A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.”
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Funny Age Quotes
“You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.”
“You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.”
“Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.”
“Forty is the old age of youth; fifty the youth of old age.”
“Men are like wine - some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.”
“The great thing about getting older is that you don't lose all the other ages you've been.”
“The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.”
“Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.”
“Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.”
Source: Strictly for laughs
“Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you're aboard, there's nothing you can do.”
“The first forty years of life give us the text; the next thirty supply the commentary on it.”
“Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.”
“We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.”
“Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.”
“Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.”
“When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.”
“By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it.”
“What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy.”
“The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.”
“Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.”
“Count your age by friends, not years. Count your life by smiles, not tears.”
Source: Mark Twain at Your Fingertips: A Book of Quotations
“You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.”
Source: All my best friends
“Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young.”
“Time and tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of 30.”
“Live your life and forget your age.”
Source: The Positive Principle Today
“Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.”