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“Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.”

Quote by Joey Adams

Book:Strictly for laughs

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Strictly for laughs

This book is a compilation of humorous stories and jokes, crafted to provide readers with a light-hearted and entertaining experience. It is intended for those seeking a source of laughter and joy, featuring a variety of comedic content that spans different genres and styles. more

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Joey Adams was an American comedian known for his unique sense of humor and witty performances. Born on January 6, 1911, he passed away on December 2, 1999. Adams had a long career in comedy, and his style of humor was well-loved by audiences. more

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