“At twenty years of age the will reigns; at thirty, the wit; and at forty, the judgment.”
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“Aging is not "lost youth" but a new stage of opportunity and strength.”
“A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.”
“Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.”
“You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.”
“I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.”
“The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.”
“You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.”
“Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.”
“Forty is the old age of youth; fifty the youth of old age.”
“Men are like wine - some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.”
“I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.”
“The great thing about getting older is that you don't lose all the other ages you've been.”
“The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.”
“Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.”
“Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.”
Source: Strictly for laughs
“Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you're aboard, there's nothing you can do.”
“Every time I think that I'm getting old, and gradually going to the grave, something else happens.”
“Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young.”
Source: Theodore Roosevelt on Bravery: Lessons from the Most Courageous Leader of the Twentieth Century
“The first forty years of life give us the text; the next thirty supply the commentary on it.”
“Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.”
“We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.”
“I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry.”
“If you carry your childhood with you, you never become older.”
“Old age is the most unexpected of all things that happen to a man.”
“Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.”
“Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.”
Source: Mark Twain at Your Fingertips: A Book of Quotations