“Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.”
Source: The Posthumous and Other Writings of Benjamin Franklin ...
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“Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever.”
“Nothing makes the future look so rosy as to contemplate it through a glass of Chambertin.”
“Drunken with what? With wine, with poetry, or with virtue, as you will. But be drunken.”
Source: Eugene O'Neill's Long Day's Journey Into Night
“Men are like wine - some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.”
“One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts.”
“Wine gives a man nothing... it only puts in motion what had been locked up in frost.”
“I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often, but I'm well preserved.”
“The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.”
“Wine is the most healthful and most hygienic of beverages.”
“Three be the things I shall never attain: Envy, content, and sufficient champagne.”
Source: Dorothy Parker
“Give me wine to wash me clean of the weather-stains of cares”
Source: Emerson: Poems
Source: The Hemingway Collection
“A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world.”
“Wine makes daily living easier, less hurried with fewer tensions and more tolerance.”
“Remember gentleman, it's not just France we're fighting for, it's Champagne!”
“Wine is the most civilized thing in the world.”
Source: The Hemingway Collection
“Wine makes every meal an occasion, every table more elegant, every day more civilized.”
“The discovery of a good wine is increasingly better for mankind than the discovery of a new star.”
“A gourmet meal without a glass of wine just seems tragic to me somehow.”
“Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.”
“Anyone who tries to make you believe that he knows all about wines is obviously a fake.”
“When it came to writing about wine, I did what almost everybody does - faked it”
Source: Death in the Afternoon