Best Chardonnay Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“from the California Chardonnay they'd requested to a white from the Rhône Valley. It would have similar viscosity and heft, with all the honeyed stone fruit, but without the dominant vanilla and butter of an over-oaked Chardonnay.”

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Book:Sweetbitter

Source: Sweetbitter

“Ice cubes clink against the swizzle stick of your spinal column, and you start to wonder if this would not be the ideal moment to go home, take a hot shower, and curl up with a glass of chardonnay in front of a friendly computer.”

Fear Cold Drink Glass Chardonnay

Book:Half Asleep in Frog Pajamas

Source: Half Asleep in Frog Pajamas

“I quit smoking the day I found out I was pregnant, which was nine years ago. But I'll still smoke in a movie. I have other vices, you know, like potato chips and chardonnay - but not together.”

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Author:Jean Smart

“Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever.”

“Hangovers are a vivid form of vengeance. Last night my apartment became the venue for a small, introverted chardonnay festival. A melancholy choir of Bulgarians provided the entertainment, via a set of headphones that ended up irredeemably tangled beneath the bed. Part of me just watched. The other part was in charge.”

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Book:The Rapture

Source: The Rapture

“Everyone can commit to 20 minutes, especially if there's a glass of Chardonnay afterwards.”

Ifs Minutes Glasses Commit Chardonnay

Author:Kate Winslet

“Pinot noir is the ultimate wine to have at the table. It's a white wine masquerading as red...[while] chardonnay is a red masquerading as a white.”

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Author:Kevin Zraly

“The American elite ... is almost beyond redemption. Moral relativism has set in so deeply that the gilded classes have become incapable of discerning right from wrong. Everything can be explained away, especially by journalists. Life is one great moral mush -- sophistry washed down with Chardonnay.”

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Book:The Secret Life of Bill Clinton: The Unreported Stories

Source: The Secret Life of Bill Clinton: The Unreported Stories

“If I'm having a chardonnay in the show, it'll be green tea with water.”

Ifs Shows Water Green Tea Green Tea Chardonnay

Author:Kether Donohue

“You can't beat a nice glass of Chardonnay after a really long, hard day.”

Long Hard Nice Beats Glasses Really Long Hard Days Chardonnay

Author:Suzanne Shaw

“I asked for a glass of Chardonnay. And in a 9/11-like twist, they didn't have any. They offered me Pinot.”

Glasses Twists Chardonnay

Author:Amy Schumer

“The only thing better than good English writing is - I can't think of anything. You just don't pour it pureed over your potatoes. You savor it as if it were a find chardonnay. What on Earth does it matter if you stop and repeat a phrase, roll it around on your tongue, dart a few lines ahead and then suddenly come back and reread it? If the phrase is good enough, you are supposed to stop and rejoice in it.”

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Author:William Murchison

“As much as I love crisp, clean whites, there's always a time for rich but balanced Chardonnays with oak, especially at Thanksgiving.”

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Author:Gary Vaynerchuk

“Wine is the most healthful and most hygienic of beverages.”

“Wine is sunlight, held together by water.”

“Wine makes daily living easier, less hurried with fewer tensions and more tolerance.”

“But why didn't you just ask me?" I set down my fork and glare at her. "Because you were sleeping," She says, taking a sip if Chardonnay. "I was taking a nap, Mom. It wasn't intended to be some kind of Disney fairy-tale hundred-year snooze.”

Ifs Years Kind Asks Sleep Mom Hundred Tales Ask Me Fairy Fairy Tale Naps Forks Glare Chardonnay

Author:Alyson Noel

“Remember gentleman, it's not just France we're fighting for, it's Champagne!”

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Author:Winston Churchill

“I think it is a great error to consider a heavy tax on wines as a tax on luxury. On the contrary, it is a tax on the health of our citizens.”

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Book:The Works of Thomas Jefferson: Correspondence and Papers, 1816-1826

Source: The Works of Thomas Jefferson: Correspondence and Papers, 1816-1826

“No viticultural region in America has demonstrated as much progress in quality and potential for greatness as... the Santa Barbara region, where the Burgundian varietals Chardonnay and Pinot Noir are planted in its cooler climates.”

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Author:Robert M. Parker, Jr.

“I can certainly see that you know your wine. Most of the guests who stay here wouldn't know the difference between Bordeaux and Claret.”

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Author:John Cleese

“Whatever doesn't kill you, makes you watch a lot of Cartoon Network and drink mid-price Chardonnay at 11 in the morning.”

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Author:Conan O'Brien

“The American elite is almost beyond redemption. . . . Moral relativism has set in so deeply that the gilded classes have become incapable of discerning right from wrong. Everything can be explained away, especially by journalists. Life is one great moral mush--sophistry washed down with Chardonnay. The ordinary citizens, thank goodness, still adhere to absolutes.... It is they who have saved the republic from creeping degradation while their 'betters' were derelict.”

“Neil [Gaiman, creator of the comic Sandman, featuring the Amos-based character Delirium] believes that faeries have gone beyond cool. They've transcended cool. I just think alternate realities make you a good writer. If your work is any more than one dimension, you believe in faeries. I'm sure I'll start thinking now about all the people I know who don't believe, that I quite like. We can still go have a pint. Not the Chardonnay, though.”

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Author:Tori Amos

“On Saturday afternoons when all the things are done in the house and there's no real work to be done, I play Bach and Chopin and turn it up real loudly and get a good bottle of chardonnay and sit out on my deck and look out at the garden.”

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Author:Maya Angelou

“You could say one wine is like Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz while another is like the mature Judy Garland, or that a big voluptuous chardonnay is like Marilyn Monroe -round, bosomy - you can remember that chardonnay, If you say a wine is snappy and lively, like Robin Williams, that's very different than the Anthony Hopkins of wine - urbane, sophisticated, measured, considered.”

Ifs Different Bigs Remember Wine Rounds Mature Sophisticated Wizards Lively Robins Garlands Hopkins Voluptuous Chardonnay Chardonnay Wine

Author:Karen MacNeil

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