Great Drinking Quotes
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Great Drinking Quotes
“I drink Champagne when I win, to celebrate...and I drink Champagne when I lose, to console myself.”
“Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss.”
“Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.”
“An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.”
“I have to think hard to name an interesting man who does not drink.”
“A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.”
“One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts.”
“Wine gives a man nothing... it only puts in motion what had been locked up in frost.”
“People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim.”
“You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.”
“I once shook hands with Pat Boone, and my whole right side sobered up!”
“I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.”
“The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.”
“Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?”
“I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.”
“I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.”
“Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.”
“Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.”
“Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.”
“Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.”
“What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?”
“An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.”
“One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.”
“Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.”
“The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.”
“A man is a fool if he drinks before he reaches the age of 50, and a fool if he doesn't afterward.”
“The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.”
“It’s a great advantage not to drink among hard drinking people.”
“Next to music beer was best.”