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“Drunk people run stop signs, high people wait for them to turn green”

People Running Turns Waiting Green Drunk Drunk People

Author:Layzie Bone

“I rely on the promise, God is kind to women, fools, and drunk people.”

People Kind Fool Promise Drunk Rely Drunk People

Book:Letters and Memorials of Jane Welsh Carlyle

Source: Letters and Memorials of Jane Welsh Carlyle

“I've been in clubs. I don't like being in an enclosed place with really loud music, and a lot of drunk people. It's not my idea of a good time. It's just such a miserable life.”

People Ideas Clubs Drunk Miserable Loud Good Times Miserable Life Loud Music Drunk People

Author:Joaquin Phoenix

“I observe a lot of you drunk people. What I do is I just let myself go there and fully commit to that drunk thing, not that I've ever done that myself. I've had a lot of practice. Let's be honest.”

People Done Practice Honest Commit Drunk Being Honest Drunk People

Author:Leslie Mann

“I will say that going to these meetings and things, you know, I thought that, you know, be in a room with a bunch of drunk people. Ugh! I can't do that. And the truth is, it is the cheapest therapy that you could ever get. You're in a group of people that are from all walks of life, you know. Some guy that's got, you know, construction stuff on and dust still on, to a person that's the CEO of a company. And it's a common - it's a common abyss that you shared.”

People Knows Persons Stills I Can Guy Stuff Walks Rooms Common Company Groups Truth Is Meetings Bunch Drunk Dust Therapy Construction Ceo Abyss Walks Of Life Ugh Drunk People

Author:Lynda Carter

“Look, people get drunk ... People chase girls. And the point is, it's a hell of a lot better for them to get drunk than to take drugs. It's better to chase girls than boys.”

People Looks Girl Boys Hell Drug Drunk Drunk People

Author:Richard M. Nixon

“There's a lot of people who don't understand the touring and the party scene and it's like, go to bed late, wake up early, drive for hours, play a show, meet crazy drunk people and all that stuff. I would rather be doing that than like McDonalds or something like that though. It's definitely fun but it's a lot of work.”

People Play Shows Fun Stuff Hours Party Crazy Scene Bed Late Wake Up Drunk Show Me Touring Mcdonalds Up Early Drunk People

Author:Sam Hughes

“It's progress I think, that science has joined philosophy, metaphysics & religion as subjects drunk people argue about in bars.”

People Thinking Philosophy Progress Subjects Arguing Bars Drunk Metaphysics Drunk People

Author:Neil deGrasse Tyson

“I feel like there's not this black-and-white division between concert hall music and music that bands play in a bar. I don't know if this was ever truly the case, but I don't feel that I need to decide between playing for a sit-down, totally silent audience and playing for a bunch of noisy, drunk people in a bar. What I do with the group is somewhere in between.”

People Ifs Knows Needs Feels Play Black White Cases Audience Groups Band Silent Bars Bunch Drunk Halls Division Concerts Black And White Noisy Drunk People

Author:Missy Mazzoli

“I've never had something - like, you know, drunk people have tried to do that to me, and I instantly shut it off. I say, don't to this, dude; you'll feel terrible about this later. It'll be - I'll bring it up all the time; I'll make fun of you. Just save yourself the embarrassment and don't do it.”

People Knows Feels Fun Like You Terrible Drunk Embarrassment Save Yourself Drunk People

Author:Seth Rogen

“I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.”

“I thought how you can never tell just by looking at them what they were thinking or what was happening In their lives. Even when you got daft people or drunk people on buses, people that went on stupid and shouted rubbish or tried to tell you all about themselves, you could never really tell about them either... I knew if somebody looked at me, they'd know nothing about me, either.”

People Ifs Thinking Knows Stupid Happenings Drunk Bus Rubbish Daft Drunk People

Book:Skellig

Source: Skellig

“St. Patrick's Day is a holy day for Roman Catholics in Ireland to pray and a day for drunk people to vomit with their pants down in New Jersey.”

People Praying Holy Catholic Drinking Drunk Pants Ireland Jersey New Jersey Roman Catholic Holy Days St Patrick St Patrick's Day Drunk People

Author:Margot Leitman