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“Champagne, if you are seeking the truth, is better than a lie detector. It encourages a man to be expansive, even reckless, while lie detectors are only a challenge to tell lies successfully.”

“Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.”

“An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.”

“I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.”

“If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.”

“Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.”

“Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.”

“Work is the curse of the drinking classes.”

“The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.”

“You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.”

“There cannot be good living where there is not good drinking.”

“Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.”

“Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.”

“It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.”

“Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication.”

“Too much of anything is bad, but too much Champagne is just right.”

“I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won't let himself get snotty about it.”

“Health - what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down.”

“You can't be a real country unless you have a beer.”

“I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.”

“I feel sorry for people who do not have a Bible to lean on.”

“Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.”

“Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.”

“First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.”