“I drink Champagne when I win, to celebrate...and I drink Champagne when I lose, to console myself.”
Cocktail Drinks Quotes
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Cocktail Drinks Quotes
“Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss.”
“Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.”
“An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.”
“I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.”
“Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.”
“Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.”
“One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.”
“The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.”
“There cannot be good living where there is not good drinking.”
“Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.”
“There comes a time in every woman's life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne.”
“Not everyone who drinks is a poet. Some of us drink because we're not poets.”
“Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication.”
“One sip of this will bathe the drooping spirits in delight, beyond the bliss of dreams.”
“Too much of anything is bad, but too much Champagne is just right.”
“Champagne, if you are seeking the truth, is better than a lie detector.”
“No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness - or so good as drink.”
“I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.”
“Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living.”
“Health - what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down.”
“You can't be a real country unless you have a beer.”
“I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.”
“I feel sorry for people who do not have a Bible to lean on.”
“Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.”
“Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.”
“First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.”