Work Humor Quotes
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Work Humor Quotes
“Just be truthful - and if you can fake that, you've got it made.”
“Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.”
“Never put off until tomorrow what you can put off forever.”
“I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.”
“I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.”
“I love deadlines. I like the whooshing noise they make as they go by.”
“If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.”
“Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.”
“Never put off till tomorrow what you can do day after tomorrow just as well.”
“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.”
“I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.”
“If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.”
“If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.”
“Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.”
“Two wrongs don't make a right.”
“I intend to live forever. So far, so good. - T-SHIRT”
“The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese”
“If hard work were such a wonderful thing, surely the rich would have kept it all to themselves.”