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“Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.”
“An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.”
“You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.”
“I once shook hands with Pat Boone, and my whole right side sobered up!”
“Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.”
“Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.”
“Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.”
“Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.”
“What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?”
“An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.”
“One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.”
“Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.”
“The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.”
“The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.”
“There cannot be good living where there is not good drinking.”
“Beer's intellectual. What a shame so many idiots drink it.”
“He who loves not women, wine, and song Remains a fool his whole life long.”
“Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication.”
“I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.”
“I drink to make other people interesting.”
“Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my scotch, I say, I'm thirsty, not dirty.”
“No soldier can fight unless he is properly fed on beef and beer.”
“I drink when I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion.”