“The way to see by Faith is to shut the Eye of Reason.”
Source: Poor Richard's Almanack: Being the Choicest Morsels of Wisdom, Written During the Years of the Almanack's Publication
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Source: The Essential Jefferson
“If God has made us in his image, we have returned him the favor.”
Source: Thomas Jefferson: A Chronology of His Thoughts
Source: Critique of Hegel's 'Philosophy Of Right'
“Faith: not wanting to know what is true.”
Source: The Portable Nietzsche
“Is man one of God's blunders? Or is God one of man's blunders?”
“When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.”
“The worst moment for the atheist is when he is really thankful and has nobody to thank.”
“So far as I can remember, there is not one word in the Gospels in praise of intelligence.”
Source: Education and the Social Order
“As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words.”
Source: The Complete Prefaces: 1914-1929
Source: Mark Twain on Common Sense: Timeless Advice and Words of Wisdom from America's Most-Revered Humorist
“I like your Christ. I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.”
Source: Mother Night: A Novel
“The religion of one age is the literary entertainment of the next.”
Source: Delphi Complete Works of Ralph Waldo Emerson (Illustrated)
“A man is accepted into a church for what he believes and he is turned out for what he knows.”
Source: Bite-Size Twain: Wit and Wisdom from the Literary Legend
Source: I, Asimov: A Memoir
“Two hands working can do more than a thousand clasped in prayer.”
Source: Ideas and Opinions
“The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshipped anything but himself.”
“Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful.”
“An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.”
“In God We Trust. I don't believe it would sound any better if it were true.”
Source: The Wit and Wisdom of Mark Twain: A Book of Quotations
Source: Poor Richard's Almanack
“You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend.”
“Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky.”
Source: The Ultimate Quotable Einstein