“The way to see by Faith is to shut the Eye of Reason.”
Source: Poor Richard's Almanack: Being the Choicest Morsels of Wisdom, Written During the Years of the Almanack's Publication
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Funny Religious Quotes
“If there is a God, atheism must seem to Him as less of an insult than religion.”
“If God has made us in his image, we have returned him the favor.”
Source: Dave Barry Turns 50
“Faith: not wanting to know what is true.”
Source: The Portable Nietzsche
“When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.”
“Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction.”
“So far as I can remember, there is not one word in the Gospels in praise of intelligence.”
Source: Education and the Social Order
Source: The Complete Prefaces: 1914-1929
Source: Billy Sunday, the Man and His Message: With His Own Words which Have Won Thousands for Christ
Source: Autobiographical Writings
Source: Mark Twain on Common Sense: Timeless Advice and Words of Wisdom from America's Most-Revered Humorist
“Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.”
Source: Mark Twain at Your Fingertips: A Book of Quotations
“Martyrdom covers a multitude of sins.”
Source: Mark Twain at Your Fingertips: A Book of Quotations
“I like your Christ. I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.”
“The religion of one age is the literary entertainment of the next.”
Source: Delphi Complete Works of Ralph Waldo Emerson (Illustrated)
“A man is accepted into a church for what he believes and he is turned out for what he knows.”
Source: Bite-Size Twain: Wit and Wisdom from the Literary Legend
“Properly read, the Bible is the most potent force for atheism ever conceived.”
Source: Yours, Isaac Asimov: A Lifetime of Letters
Source: Wishful thinking: a theological ABC.
“The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshipped anything but himself.”
“Man suffers only because he takes seriously what the gods made for fun.”
Source: Become what You are
“The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless.”
“You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend.”
Source: The Ultimate Quotable Einstein