Browse 57 quotes about Funny Bumper Sticker.
“If you don't like the news go out and make some of your own.”
“You're at your best when you don't know what you're doing.”
“The road to Hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.”
“When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.”
“I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.”
“God created whammy bars for people who don't know how to solo.”
“I did not climb to the top of the food chain to eat carrots.”
“Don't take life too seriously.”
“He who hesitates is not only lost, but miles from the next exit.”
“A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.”
“I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability.”
“If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?”
“My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right.”
“I don't suffer from my insanity -- I enjoy every minute of it.”
“Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.”
“If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.”
“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”
“Reality is a lovely place, but I wouldn't want to live there.”
“Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean there isn't somebody watching.”
“Smile. it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.”
“The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese”
“Pressure is something you feel when you do not know what you are doing.”
“Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most [borrowed from Mark Twain]”
“Behind every successful man, there is a woman - And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.”
“Money isn't everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children.”