“Vegetarians have wicked, shifty eyes, and laugh in a cold calculating manner. They pinch little children, steal stamps, drink water, favor beards.” ChildrenLittlesEyeWaterLaughingFoodColdDrinkCookingFavorsStealingWickedCulinaryVegetarianStampsBeardCalculatingDrink Water Author:J. B. Morton
“One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear.” TryingMayMomentsWifeFoolEarsLuckPursesDisadvantagesSilkHog Author:J. B. Morton
“Justice must not only be seen to be done but has to be seen to be believed.” DoneJustice Author:J. B. Morton
“Erratum. In my article on the Price of Milk, 'Horses' should have read 'Cows' throughout.” ShouldShould HaveHorseArticlesMilkCows Author:J. B. Morton
“Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.” LifeMindFunnyFiveMinutesFive MinutesOf My MindBumperBumper StickerFunny Bumper StickerFunny One Liner Author:J. B. Morton
“To fairy flutes, As the light advances, In square black boots The cabman dances.” LightBlackFairySquaresBootsFlutesBlack Boots Author:J. B. Morton
“Economy: cutting down other people's wages.” PeopleBusinessEconomyCuttingFinanceWagesCutting Down Author:J. B. Morton
