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Famous Ron White Quotes
“You can't fix stupid. There's not a pill you can take, or a class you can go to.”
“It's something that's really fun to do. It's a family business.”
“I don't even plan things until later, so no I got no plans.”
“You can only do two things with your life: give it away or throw it away.”
“I did not climb to the top of the food chain to eat carrots.”
“My only goal is to make you laugh, not tell you the truth.”
“The next time you have a thought... let it go.”
“I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability.”
“Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty... mine's putting in an express lane.”
“I do live like a rock star, but it's not as great as it sounds. It's a lot of traveling.”
“Diamonds - that'll shut her up... for a minute!”
“Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin.”
“I believe that a bad Super Bowl halftime show is still better than a soccer game.”
“When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range.”