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“I'd like to start off this show by asking you all a question, cause I don't know the answer. Uh, I lost my sunglasses and yesterday I went to the Sunglass Hut. Here's the question: Why does a pair of sunglasses cost more than a 25-inch color television set? I go to the Sunglass Hut. I see a pair that I like. I don't love them. I don't. I like 'em. $309.”

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Ron White
Ron White

Ron White, born on December 18, 1956, is a renowned American stand-up comedian. Known for his unique humor style and straightforward speech, he has won the affection of audiences. White's comedy career began in the 1980s, with his performances mainly focusing on satirical social phenomena and daily life, which are well-received by the audience. more

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