Best Snitch Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“To confess?! But what if the priest snitched me to God?”

God Faith Sin Christianity Quote Absurd Aphorism Priest Confess Snitch

Source: The New Land

“The Whisper Factory is now hiring! Report your grandma for suspicious behavior and get PAID!”

Humor Money Secret Absurd Suspicious Surveillance Hiring Whisper Snitch

Book:There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't

Source: There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't

“There's not much money to be made in duck farming. That's OK, because The Whisper Factory is now hiring! Report your grandma for suspicious behavior and get PAID!”

Money Family Absurd Ducks Duck Duck Quote Duck Quotes Snitch

Book:Music is fluid, and my saxophone overflows when my ducks slosh in the sounds I make in elevators.

Source: Music is fluid, and my saxophone overflows when my ducks slosh in the sounds I make in elevators.

“According to defense attorney, Bruce Cutler, Gravano misrepresented himself to FBI agents and prosecutors as a strong-willed, tough-as-nails gangster who had confronted Gotti when he had disagreed with his Mob policies. The lawyer recalled that in Gotti’s presence, 'Gravano was always subservient, even obsequious around John.' And when the climactic test came, Sammy’s self-preservation was more important to him than saving his boss and dozens of his crime colleagues.”

Coward Mobsters Rat Snitch Crime Family Double Cross Gambino S Informer Sammy The Bull

Book:Underboss: Sammy the Bull Gravano's Story of Life in the Mafia

Source: Underboss: Sammy the Bull Gravano's Story of Life in the Mafia

“When Goldie Hawn wrote her memoirs, no one said Goldie Hawn was snitching. When Jane Fonda wrote her memoirs, no one said Jane Fonda was snitching.”

Said Memoir Jane Snitch

Author:Karrine Steffans

“To call the police is a really big deal because you don't snitch - that's the culture you grow up in.”

Bigs Culture Grows Deals Growing Up Police Big Deal Snitch

Author:Sonja Sohn

“I'm sitting in the bleachers, watching longingly as all the boys and umbumped girls in my Personal Health and Fitness class play Muggle Quidditch. I don't even like the game very much, I think it's silly, but I so miss physical activity that I'd be thrilled if I could run around the gymnasium with a broom between my legs, chasing after the human snitch wearing a gold pinny.”

“Currently we breed cowards and snitches. Whored society of sons of whores!”

Son Coward Snitch

Author:Janusz Korwin-Mikke

“With its brutal excesses and reliance on snitches and finks as informants, I don't think it's far off-kilter to describe the modern-day drug war as oddly similar to the Salem witch trials.”

Thinking War Modern Drug Trials Witch Excess Brutal Reliance War On Drugs Modern Day Salem Witch Trials Informants Salem Witch Trials Snitch

Author:Joel Miller

“Michelle Malkin is the most vile, hateful commentator I've ever met in my life. She actually believes that neighbors should start snitching out neighbors, and we should be deporting people. It's good she's in D.C. and I'm in New York. I'd spit on her if I saw her.”

People Ifs Should Believe Saws New York Mets Neighbor Hateful Spit Commentators Snitch

Author:Geraldo Rivera

“75%-90% of the murders that occur in black and Latino communities are solvable. Everybody knows who did it or somebody knows. The reason nobody talks is because snitches get stitches and people aren't bulletproof.”

People Knows Reason Black Community Murder Latino Stitches Bulletproof Snitch

Author:Cheo Hodari Coker

“People were encouraged to snitch. [South Africa] was a police state, so there were police everywhere. There were undercover police. There were uniformed police. The state was being surveilled the entire time.”

People States Police South South Africa Police State Undercover Snitch

Author:Trevor Noah

“A lot of black people worked with the police as snitches. We used to call them bimpees where I grew up. And, you know, they were afforded special privileges. They may have been paid by the police. But you never knew who was informing on you. We lived either next door to or - two doors away from us was a known informant in Soweto.”

People Knows May Has Beens Two Used Next Black Known Doors Special Grew Grew Up Paid Police Privilege Black People Informing Informants Snitch

Author:Trevor Noah

“I might tell a story about somebody else, but I don't sit there and do a story about somebody snitching on me selling coke because people know I didn't sell coke. So I just try to keep it real but still try to do it in a creative way.”

People Knows Way Trying Stills Real Stories Might Creative Sells Selling Coke Keeping It Real Snitch

Author:Chamillionaire

“Bad news, Harry. I've just been to see Professor McGonagall about the Firebolt. She – er, got a bit shirty with me. Told me I'd got my priorities wrong. Seemed to think I cared more about winning the Cup than I do about staying alive. Just because I told her I didn't care if it threw you off, as long as you caught the Snitch first.”

Ifs Thinking Firsts Long Care Winning Bits Alive News Caught Priorities Cups Staying Professors Bad News Staying Alive Snitch Mcgonagall Professor Mcgonagall Quidditch

Author:J. K. Rowling

“He will grow up into one of those people who lean back to smile and jump so easily it looks like slow motion and steer cars with their knees and snitch roses from gardens to give to girls and write with their left hand and own two pairs of jeans and one jacket and fall in love from such a height and so hard and so completely that they never quite recover from the drop. But at least he will have me to look out for him.”

People Giving Writing Looks Two Hard Hands Fall Girl Left Grows Growing Up Car Garden Rose Falling In Love Knees Height Pairs Jeans Jackets Steers Left Hand Slow Motion Snitch

Author:Hilary McKay

“Harry was speeding toward the ground when the crowd saw him clap his hand to his mouth as though he was going to be sick-he hit the field on all fours-coughed-and something gold fell into his hand. 'I've got the snitch!' he shouted, waving it above his head, and the game ended in complete confusion. 'He didn't catch it, he nearly swalloed it,' Flint was still howling twenty minutes later, but it made no difference-Harry hadn't broken any rules and Lee Jordan was still happily shouting the results-Gryffindor had won by 170 points to 60.”

Made Stills Hands Games Differences Results Saws Minutes Fields Broken Mouths Gold Sick Twenties Crowds Confusion Jordan Shouting Speeding Fours Gryffindor Snitch

Author:J. K. Rowling

“The long game was ended, the Snitch had been caught, it was time to leave the air.”

Long Games Air Caught Time To Leave Snitch

Author:J. K. Rowling

“Sure you can manage that broom, Potter?" said a cold, drawling voice. Draco Malfoy had arrived for a closer look, Crabbe and Goyle right behind him. "Yeah, reckon so," said Harry casually. "Got plenty of special features, hasn't it?" said Malfoy, eyes glittering maliciously. "Shame it doesn't come with a parachute - in case you get too near a Dementor." Crabbe and Goyle sniggered. "Pity you can't attach an extra arm to yours, Malfoy," said Harry. "Then it could catch the Snitch for you.”

Looks Said Eye Voice Behinds Cases Special Arms Cold Shame Yeah Pity Manage Plenty Features Extras Mentor Harry Potter Potters Parachutes Brooms Malfoy Draco Draco Malfoy Dementors Snitch

Author:J. K. Rowling

“Amazing, how much more difficult it was to extend his arm twelve inches and touch her hand than it was to snatch a speeding Snitch from midair.”

Hands Difficult Arms Twelve Inches Speeding Snitch

Author:J. K. Rowling

“Pity you can't attach an extra arm to your [broom], Malfoy. Then it could catch the Snitch for you.”

Arms Pity Extras Brooms Malfoy Snitch

Author:J. K. Rowling

“When I was growing up, kids used to talk about snitching... It never extended as a cultural norm outside of the gangsters.”

Kids Used Growing Up Growing Norm Gangsters Snitch

Author:Geoffrey Canada

“Librarians are notorious snitches—don’t let anybody convince you otherwise.”

Convince Librarian Notorious Snitch

Book:Fading Away

Source: Fading Away