“Your dad and I have been talking.” “You need to stop that. The marriage will last longer.”
Source: Pants on Fire
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Famous Tom Upton Quotes
“I figured it is always better to be unpopular by your own choice.”
Source: Fading Away
“It is not easy being trapped in a school that is caught between cornfields and cows.”
Source: Fading Away
“Who in their right mind counts the tiles on the floor when they go visiting a neighbor?”
Source: Mourning Doves
“Other than the voices in my head, I think I’m pretty normal.”
Source: Fading Away
“You know, my main goal in life is trying not to end up in a straightjacket.”
“Librarians are notorious snitches—don’t let anybody convince you otherwise.”
Source: Fading Away