“I didn't fail the test, I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.”
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“I know worrying works, because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened.”
“People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.”
“You're at your best when you don't know what you're doing.”
“Good things come to those who initiate.”
Source: Face to Face: How to Reclaim the Personal Touch in a Digital World
“When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second.”
“When I hear somebody sigh, 'Life is hard,' I am always tempted to ask, 'Compared to what?'”
Source: Strictly personal
“My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.”
Source: Mindset StackingTM Inspirational Journal VolumeSS02
“Never put off until tomorrow what you can put off forever.”
“Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.”
Source: In the Spotlight: Personal Experiences of Elbert Hubbard on the American Stage
“Don't take life too seriously.”
Source: Workin' It!: RuPaul's Guide to Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Style
“Here is the test to find whether your mission on Earth is finished: if you're alive, it isn't.”
“Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.”
Source: You Don't Have to Be in Who's Who to Know What's What: The Choice Wit and Wisdom of Sam Levenson
“You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.”
Source: Jack London on Adventure: Words of Wisdom from an Expert Adventurer
“I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.”
“Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint.”
Source: Archy and Mehitabel
“You grow up the day you have the first real laugh at yourself.”
“Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.”
“Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example.”
“Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.”
“You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.”
“If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.”
“I'm an idealist. I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way.”
“Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.”
“Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.”
“We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.”
“I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.”
“Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest.”
“Never put off till tomorrow what you can do day after tomorrow just as well.”
“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
Source: Epigrams of Oscar Wilde
“If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.”