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“People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.”

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Author:Isaac Asimov
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“I remember my fourth grade teacher reading 'Charlotte's Web' and 'Stuart Little' to us - both, of course, by E. B. White. His stories were genuinely funny, thought provoking and full of irony and charm. He didn't condescend to his readers, which was why I liked his books, and why I wasn't a big reader of other children's' books.”

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Author:Louis Sachar
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“When the going gets tough, the tough take a nap.”

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Author:Tom Hodgkinson
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“Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.”

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Book:In the Spotlight: Personal Experiences of Elbert Hubbard on the American Stage
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“Don't take life too seriously.”

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Book:Workin' It!: RuPaul's Guide to Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Style
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“Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.”

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Author:Erica Jong
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“I either wrote at the end of the night or sometimes in the morning. Sometimes they were full entries, or others I just wrote notes about things that happened that day or funny thoughts I'd had. If I had a truly eventful day, I'd take the time to write it all down in great detail. I edited a lot of content out once it was all finished - there was way too much, and I didn't want to bore anyone. I like to keep the book [Superficial: More Adventures from the Andy Cohen Diaries] moving at a fast pace.”

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Author:Andy Cohen
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“Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.”

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Book:The Happy Prince
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“When the going gets tough, the tough get a librarian.”

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Author:Joan Bauer
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“Halfway down the stairs, is a stair, where I sit. There isn't any, other stair, quite like, it. I'm not at the bottom, I'm not at the top; So this is the stair, where, I always, stop. Halfway up the stairs, isn't up, and isn't down. It isn't in the nursery, it isn't in the town. And all sorts of funny thoughts, run round my head: It isn't really anywhere! It's somewhere else instead!”

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Book:Pooh to Grow on
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“An apple a day keeps the doctor away.”

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Book:The wit and wisdom of Benjamin Franklin: a treasury of more than 900 quotations and anecdotes
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“When the going gets tough, the tough make cookies.”

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Author:Erma Bombeck
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“When the going gets tough, the tough eat ribs.”

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Author:Nora Roberts
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“When the going gets tough, the tough go drinking.”

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Author:Bret Easton Ellis
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“When the going gets tough, the tough reinvent.”

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Book:Workin' It!: RuPaul's Guide to Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Style
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“If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?”

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Author:Dorothy Parker
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“When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.”

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Author:Albert Einstein
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