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Swiss Cheese Quotes

“Swiss cheese is the only cheese you can draw and people can identify. You can draw American cheese, but someone will think it's cheddar. It's the only cheese you can bite and miss. "Hey Mitch - does that sandwich have cheese on it?" "Every now and then!"”

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Author:Mitch Hedberg

“I eat Swiss cheese from the inside out.”

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Author:Steven Wright

“I eat swiss cheese. But I only nibble on it. I make the holes bigger.”

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Author:Steven Wright

“On Saturday, he ate through one piece of chocolate cake, one ice-cream cone, one pickle, one slice of Swiss cheese, one slice of salami, one lollipop, one piece of cherry pie, one sausage, one cupcake, and one slice of watermelon That night he had a stomach ache.”

Source: The Very Hungry Caterpillar

“They shot me. (Talon) No, bud. They turned you into Swiss cheese. (Nick)”

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Author:Sherrilyn Kenyon

“The second mouse gets the cheese!”

“Willy Loman: I don't want change, I want Swiss cheese!”

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Author:Arthur Miller

“Evolution is a theory with more holes than a Dutch dam of swiss cheese.”

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Author:Eoin Colfer

“The Theory of Evolution has more holes in it than a dam made out of Swiss cheese.”

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Author:Eoin Colfer

“The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese”

“My love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese; most of it's missing, and what's there stinks.”

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Author:Joan Rivers

“Swiss Cheese is a rip-off It's the only cheese I can bite into and miss”

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Author:Mitch Hedberg

“I have said that the sanction regime is like Swiss cheese - that meant that they weren't very effective.”

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Author:George W. Bush