“Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.”
Source: The Posthumous and Other Writings of Benjamin Franklin ...
Funny Clever Quotes
Browse 23 quotes about Funny Clever.
Funny Clever Quotes
“When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second.”
“I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.”
“If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.”
Source: Peter's people
“I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.”
Source: Mark Twain on Common Sense: Timeless Advice and Words of Wisdom from America's Most-Revered Humorist
“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
Source: Epigrams of Oscar Wilde
“Two wrongs don't make a right.”
Source: The GFG: The Guid Freendly Giant: The BFG in Scots
“The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese”
“I am not afraid of death. I just don't want to be there when it happens.”
“A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.”
“Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.”
“Nixon's motto was, if two wrongs don't make a right, try three.”