Murphys Law Quotes
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“When in doubt, mumble; when in trouble, delegate; when in charge, ponder.”
“To the pessimist the light at the end of the tunnel is another train.”
“An expert is the one who predicts the job will take the longest and cost the most.”
“[On social climbing:] Everything that goes up must come down.”
“There is more than one way to burn a book.”
“Interviewing is tough, especially if you don't know what you're looking for.”
“The usefulness of any meeting is inversely proportional to the size of the group.”
“After all is said and done, a hell lot of a lot more is said than done.”
“When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.”
“People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either being made.”
“Know what you're talking about.”
“The most dangerous thing in the world is to have no purpose.”
“Anybody can win - unless there happens to be a second entry.”
“If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.”
“The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet.”
“Friends come and go but enemies accumulate.”
“Never ascribe to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.”
“Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.”
“The expert knows more and more about less and less until he knows everything about nothing.”
“If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.”
“No man's life, liberty, or property are safe while the legislature is in session.”
“Cheops' Law: Nothing ever gets built on schedule or within budget.”
“If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.”
“Fill what is empty, empty what is full, and scratch where it itches.”
“Two wrongs don't make a right.”