“Don't bite the hand that has your allowance in it.”
Source: The Official Rules: 5,427 Laws, Principles, and Axioms to Help You Cope with Crises, Deadlines, Bad Luck, Rude Behavior, Red Tape, and Attacks by Inanimate Objects
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“Abrams's Advice: When eating an elephant, take one bite at a time.”
Source: The Official Rules: 5,427 Laws, Principles, and Axioms to Help You Cope with Crises, Deadlines, Bad Luck, Rude Behavior, Red Tape, and Attacks by Inanimate Objects
Source: The Official Rules: 5,427 Laws, Principles, and Axioms to Help You Cope with Crises, Deadlines, Bad Luck, Rude Behavior, Red Tape, and Attacks by Inanimate Objects
Source: The Official Rules: 5,427 Laws, Principles, and Axioms to Help You Cope with Crises, Deadlines, Bad Luck, Rude Behavior, Red Tape, and Attacks by Inanimate Objects
“Albrecht's Law: Social innovations tend to the level of minimum tolerable well being.”
“Advice, First Law of: The correct advice to give is the advice that is desired.”
“All real programs contain errors until proved otherwise which is impossible.”
Source: The Official Rules: 5,427 Laws, Principles, and Axioms to Help You Cope with Crises, Deadlines, Bad Luck, Rude Behavior, Red Tape, and Attacks by Inanimate Objects
“Accuracy, Rule of, Corollary: Provided, of course, that you know there is a problem.”
“The human hand is made complete by the addition of a baseball.”
Source: The Official Rules: 5,427 Laws, Principles, and Axioms to Help You Cope with Crises, Deadlines, Bad Luck, Rude Behavior, Red Tape, and Attacks by Inanimate Objects
“May you look back on the past with as much pleasure as you look forward to the future.”
Source: Rising to the Occasion: The Best Toasts for Any Celebration
“No experiment is ever a complete failure. It can always be used as a bad example.”
Source: The Official Rules: 5,427 Laws, Principles, and Axioms to Help You Cope with Crises, Deadlines, Bad Luck, Rude Behavior, Red Tape, and Attacks by Inanimate Objects
“The great comfort of turning forty-nine is the realization that you are now too old to die young.”