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The Official Rules: 5,427 Laws, Principles, and Axioms to Help You Cope with Crises, Deadlines, Bad Luck, Rude Behavior, Red Tape, and Attacks by Inanimate Objects

Book by Paul Dickson · 7 quotes · Advice, Bites, Hands

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The Official Rules: 5,427 Laws, Principles, and Axioms to Help You Cope with Crises, Deadlines, Bad Luck, Rude Behavior, Red Tape, and Attacks by Inanimate Objects Quotes

“Abbott's Admonitions: (1) If you have to ask, you're not entitled to know. (2) If you don't like the answer, you shouldn't have asked the question.”

“Allen's Law of Civilization: It is better for civilization to be going down the drain than to be coming up it.”

“No experiment is ever a complete failure. It can always be used as a bad example.”