Best No Smoking Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“There'll be no smoking in the gas chamber.”

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“I was always going to church with my mom, dad and sister. I was literally raised under the godly influence both at home and church. There was no alcohol and no smoking at our house. That was the way a Bowden was supposed to live. My dad always told me to represent the Bowden name in a respectful manner.”

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Author:Bobby Bowden

“There is more than one way to burn a book.”

Source: Fahrenheit 451: A Novel

“There's no smoking section in heaven.”

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Author:Robert Duvall

“My number one recommendations for part time grapplers is: no alcohol - no smoking - Follow the Gracie diet. The reason I say that is because smoking and alcohol put a lot of effort on your body. Your lungs. Your liver. Your stomach. These things will make you suffer, man.”

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Author:Royce Gracie

“There are enough no smoking places now.”

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Author:David Hockney

“There's more than one way to be a girl”

“Smoking is hateful to the nose, harmful to the brain, and dangerous to the lungs.”

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Author:King James I

“Smoking is one of the leading causes of all statistics.”

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Author:Liza Minnelli

“Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.”

“You must have a cigarette. A cigarette is the perfect type of a perfect pleasure. It is exquisite, and it leaves one unsatisfied. What more can one want?”

“The true face of smoking is disease, death and horror - not the glamour and sophistication the pushers in the tobacco industry try to portray.”

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Author:David Byrne

“I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I haven't had time for tobacco since.”

“I'm more proud of quitting smoking than of anything else I've done in my life, including winning an Oscar.”

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Author:Christine Lahti

“Cigarette smoking is clearly identified as the chief, preventable cause of death in our society.”

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Author:C. Everett Koop

“You're always better off if you quit smoking; it's never too late.”

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Author:Loni Anderson

“It's disgraceful that year after year, Congress has bowed to the tobacco lobby and refused to act.”

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Author:Edward Kennedy

“Much smoking kills live men and cures dead swine.”

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Author:George D. Prentice

“To smoke or not to smoke: I can make of either a life-work.”

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Book:Aperçus: The Aphorisms of Mignon McLaughlin

Source: Aperçus: The Aphorisms of Mignon McLaughlin

“He who doth not smoke hath either known no great griefs, or refuseth himself the softest consolation, next to that which comes from heaven.”

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Author:Edward Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron Lytton

“If an addict who has been completely cured starts smoking again he no longer experiences the discomfort of his first addiction. There exists, therefore, outside alkaloids and habit, a sense for opium, an intangible habit which lives on, despite the recasting of the organism. The dead drug leaves a ghost behind. At certain hours it haunts the house.”

Source: Cocteau's world: an anthology of writings

“I DON'T smoke anymore, except on National No Smoking Day as a protest against those who want to control our lives.”

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Author:Richard Littlejohn

“I ate healthily, but there was no snacking, no drinking, no bread, no sugar, no smoking. Afterwards I had a pork belly roast.”

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Author:Benedict Cumberbatch

“My first published novel was written for teenagers, and there were rules laid down by the publisher: no sex, no smoking, no swearing. I blew up entire solar systems, I consigned billions of people to horrible death; they didn't seem to mind that at all. But no hanky-panky.”

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Author:Ben Bova

“I have a suggestion that I think would help fight serious crime. Signs. There are lots of signs for minor infractions: No Smoking, Stay Off the Grass, Keep Out, and they seem to work fairly well. I think we should also have signs for major crimes: Murder Strictly Prohibited, NO Raping People, Thank You for Not Kidnapping Anyone. It's certainly worth a try. I'm convinced Watergate would never have happened if there had just been a sign in the Oval Office that said, Malfeasance of Office Is Strictly Against the Law, or Thank You for Not Undermining the Constitution.”

Source: 3 x Carlin: An Orgy of George including Brain Droppings, Napalm and Silly Putty, and When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?

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