Best Pipe Smoking Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“At school, they said if you smoke you get thick black tar in your lungs. Mr. Macdonald, it’s not good for you.” Mr. Macdonald smiled and lit his pipe. “Is that so?” He blew out a puff of smoke. “Good, that tar will keep me warm in the winter months.”

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Book:Archie Wilson & The Beasts of Loch Ness

Source: Archie Wilson & The Beasts of Loch Ness

“The man who smokes, thinks like a sage and acts like a Samaritan.”

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Author:Edward Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron Lytton

“Yes, social friend, I love thee well, In learned doctor's spite; Thy clouds all other clouds dispel And lap me in delight.”

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Author:Charles Sprague Sargent

“Divine in hookas, glorious in a pipe When tipp'd with amber, mellow, rich, and ripe;... Yet thy true lovers more admire by far Thy naked beauties - give me a cigar!”

“I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: 'Oh well,' and I went back to smoking again, and that was better.”

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Author:Benny Hill

“If you can't send money, send tobacco.”

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Author:George Washington

“Now the only thing I miss about sex is the cigarette afterward. Next to the first one in the morning, it's the best one of all. It tasted so good that even if I had been frigid I would have pretended otherwise just to be able to smoke it.”

Source: Lump It Or Leave It

“A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.”

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Author:Rudyard Kipling

“I'm glad I don't have to explain to a man from Mars why each day I set fire to dozens of little pieces of paper, and then put them in my mouth.”

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Book:Aperçus: The Aphorisms of Mignon McLaughlin

Source: Aperçus: The Aphorisms of Mignon McLaughlin

“Smoking is one of the leading causes of all statistics.”

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Author:Liza Minnelli

“No matter how carefully you plan your goals they will never be more than pipe dreams unless you pursue them with gusto.”

“Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.”

“I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time.”

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Author:Mark Twain

“There are some circles in America where it seems to be more socially acceptable to carry a hand-gun than a packet of cigarettes.”

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Author:Katharine Whitehorn

“You must have a cigarette. A cigarette is the perfect type of a perfect pleasure. It is exquisite, and it leaves one unsatisfied. What more can one want?”

“I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I haven't had time for tobacco since.”

“Two of my favorite things are sitting on my front porch smoking a pipe of sweet hemp, and playing my Hohner harmonica.”

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Author:Abraham Lincoln

“Much smoking kills live men and cures dead swine.”

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Author:George D. Prentice

“To smoke or not to smoke: I can make of either a life-work.”

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Book:Aperçus: The Aphorisms of Mignon McLaughlin

Source: Aperçus: The Aphorisms of Mignon McLaughlin

“If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.”

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Author:Douglas Adams

“They threaten me with lung cancer, and still I smoke and smoke. If they'd only threaten me with hard work, I might stop.”

Ifs Stills Hard Might Hard Work Cancer Smoke Smoking Cigarette Lungs Smoking Cigarettes Smoking Cigars Smoking A Pipe Lung Cancer Pipe Smoking

Author:Mignon McLaughlin

“He who doth not smoke hath either known no great griefs, or refuseth himself the softest consolation, next to that which comes from heaven.”

Next Heaven Grief Known Smoke Smoking Cigarette Consolation Pipe Tobacco Smoking Cigarettes Smoking Cigars Smoking A Pipe Tobacco Smoking Funny Smoking Pipe Smoking Cigarette Smoke No Smoking

Author:Edward Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron Lytton

“Ods me I marle what pleasure or felicity they have in taking their roguish tobacco. It is good for nothing but to choke a man, and fill him full of smoke and embers.”

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Author:Ben Jonson

“I used to smoke two packs a day and I just hate being a nonsmoker.... but I will never consider myself a nonsmoker because I always find smokers the most interesting people at the table.”

“Pipe-smokers spend so much time cleaning, filling and fooling with their pipes, they don't have time to get into mischief.”

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Author:Bill Vaughan

“I believe that pipe smoking contributes to a somewhat calm and objective judgement in all human affairs.”

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Author:Albert Einstein

“A pipe is the fountain of contemplation, the source of pleasure, the companion of the wise; and the man who smokes, thinks like a philosopher and acts like a Samaritan.”

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Author:Edward Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron Lytton

“I hated tobacco. I could have almost lent my support to any institution that had for its object the putting of tobacco smokers to death...I now feel that smoking in moderation is a comfortable and laudable practice, and is productive of good. There is no more harm in a pipe than in a cup of tea. You may poison yourself by drinking too much green tea, and kill yourself by eating too many beefsteaks. For my part, I consider that tobacco, in moderation, is a sweetener and equalizer of the temper.”

“The pipe draws wisdom from the lips of the philosopher, and shuts up the mouth of the foolish; it generates a style of conversation, contemplative, thoughtful, benevolent, and unaffected.”

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Book:The Book of Snobs: And, Sketches and Travels in London ; [Character Sketches]

Source: The Book of Snobs: And, Sketches and Travels in London ; [Character Sketches]

“May my last breath be drawn through a pipe, and exhaled in a jest.”

May Lasts Breaths Smoking Pipe Jest Smoking A Pipe Pipe Smoking

Author:Charles Lamb

“But when I don't smoke I scarcely feel as if I'm living. I don't feel as if I'm living unless I'm killing myself.”

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Book:The Turtle Diary

Source: The Turtle Diary

“A custom loathsome to the eye, hateful to the nose, harmful to the brain, dangerous to the lungs, and in the black, stinking fume thereof nearest resembling the horrible Stygian smoke of the pit that is bottomless.”

“I tried to stop smoking cigarettes by telling myself I just didn't want to smoke, but I didn't believe myself”

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Author:Barbara Kelly

“There is no composing draught like the draught through the tube of a pipe.”

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Book:Jacob Faithful

Source: Jacob Faithful

“A cigar has "...a fire at one end and a fool at the other."”

“Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.”

“Good food, good sex, good digestion, good sleep: to these basic animal pleasures, man has added nothing but the good cigarette.”

Source: Aperçus: The Aphorisms of Mignon McLaughlin

“For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward.”

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Author:Jay Leno

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