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Famous Bill Vaughan Quotes
“Nothing is more irritating than not being invited to a party you wouldn''t be seen dead at”
“The ideal Christmas gift is money, but the trouble is you can't charge it.”
“Because, as we are told—a sad old joke, too— Ghosts, like the ladies, never speak till spoke to.”
“How, frequently, some murder'd man appear'd, To tell his wife and children who had done it.”
“He knows not the value of a day of pleasure who has not seen adversity.”
“Even if you feed the cow cocoa you will not get chocolate.”
“Had but my deeds been like my words, ah, then I had been numbered too with holy men.”
“Men are more like the time they live in than they are like their fathers.”
“Never seem wiser or more learned than the people you are with.”
“Do not ask God the way to heaven; He will show you the hardest way.”
“On the neck of a giraffe a flea begins to believe in immortality.”
“There is no real coming and going, For what is going but coming?”