Best Cigarette Smoke Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“I used to smoke cigarettes, smoke dope, do smack, every f - - thing. First, I couldn't function without it. Then I couldn't do anything with or without it. Then I thought, "This is the end of the line for my fun days."”

Firsts Ends Used Fun Lines Function Smoke Cigarette Dope Smack Cigarette Smoke Fun Day

Author:Ozzy Osbourne

“Vaporizers are good for your lungs. Cigarette smoke will kill you. I never heard of anybody dying from marijuana smoke. Vaporizers I think are smarter.”

Thinking Heard Dying Smoke Marijuana Cigarette Smarter Lungs Cigarette Smoke

Author:Willie Nelson

“I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: 'Oh well,' and I went back to smoking again, and that was better.”

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Author:Benny Hill

“Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can't find your fags.”

Eye Sticks Smoking Cigarette Patches Smoking Cigarettes Smoking Cigars Smoking A Pipe Tobacco Smoking Nicotine Funny Smoking Cigarette Smoke

Author:Bill Hicks

“Books were always important. I have to thank my father, he filled my life with books. He didn't write but he always read. He was a merchant, he filled the store with cigarette smoke and his friends, all talking about books and politics. It was bad for business. He dealt in women's clothing.”

Writing Important Book Father Talking Filled Stores Smoke Clothings Cigarette Merchants Cigarette Smoke

Author:Rawi Hage

“Now the only thing I miss about sex is the cigarette afterward. Next to the first one in the morning, it's the best one of all. It tasted so good that even if I had been frigid I would have pretended otherwise just to be able to smoke it.”

Source: Lump It Or Leave It

“A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.”

Funny Marriage Smoke Smoking Cigarette Scorn Pipe Tobacco Cigar Smoking Cigarettes Smoking Cigars Smoking A Pipe Tobacco Smoking Funny Smoking Pipe Smoking Cigarette Smoke

Author:Rudyard Kipling

“Smoking is one of the leading causes of all statistics.”

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Author:Liza Minnelli

“I don't operate on smokers. I tell cigarette smokers that I can operate on you, I get paid the same. And you might even do well. But it's the wrong thing to do. So I refuse to operate on you until you stop smoking.”

Wells I Can Might Paid Refuse Things To Do Smoking Cigarette Wrong Things Smokers Stop Smoking Cigarette Smoke

Author:Mehmet Oz

“You must have a cigarette. A cigarette is the perfect type of a perfect pleasure. It is exquisite, and it leaves one unsatisfied. What more can one want?”

“Theta blew out another plume of cigarette smoke. “Not interested. Love’s messy, kiddo. Let those other girls get moony-eyed and goofy. Me? I got plans.”

Girl Plans Smoke Not Interested Cigarette Messy Goofy Other Girl Cigarette Smoke Theta

Author:Libba Bray

“I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I haven't had time for tobacco since.”

“Cigarette smoking is clearly identified as the chief, preventable cause of death in our society.”

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Author:C. Everett Koop

“Life in the country teaches one that the really stimulating things are the quiet, natural things, and the really wearisome things are the noisy, unnatural things. It is more exciting to stand still than to dance. Silence is more eloquent than speech. Water is more stimulating than wine. Fresh air is more intoxicating than cigarette smoke. Sunlight is more subtle than electric light. The scent of grass is more luxurious than the most expensive perfume. The slow, simple observations of the peasant are more wise than the most sparkling epigrams of the latest wit.”

“A cigarette is the only consumer product which when used as directed kills its consumer.”

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Author:Gro Harlem Brundtland

“Much smoking kills live men and cures dead swine.”

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Author:George D. Prentice

“To smoke or not to smoke: I can make of either a life-work.”

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Book:Aperçus: The Aphorisms of Mignon McLaughlin

Source: Aperçus: The Aphorisms of Mignon McLaughlin

“If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.”

Ifs Action Fire Assuming Smoking Appropriate Cigarette Tobacco Quit Smoking Smoking Cigarettes Smoking Cigars Smoking A Pipe Tobacco Smoking Funny Smoking Pipe Smoking Stop Smoking Cigarette Smoke

Author:Douglas Adams

“There's a lot of people who, a cigarette is about the only vacation they have.”

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Author:Trey Parker

“He who doth not smoke hath either known no great griefs, or refuseth himself the softest consolation, next to that which comes from heaven.”

Next Heaven Grief Known Smoke Smoking Cigarette Consolation Pipe Tobacco Smoking Cigarettes Smoking Cigars Smoking A Pipe Tobacco Smoking Funny Smoking Pipe Smoking Cigarette Smoke No Smoking

Author:Edward Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron Lytton

“Ods me I marle what pleasure or felicity they have in taking their roguish tobacco. It is good for nothing but to choke a man, and fill him full of smoke and embers.”

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Author:Ben Jonson

“I used to smoke two packs a day and I just hate being a nonsmoker.... but I will never consider myself a nonsmoker because I always find smokers the most interesting people at the table.”

“But when I don't smoke I scarcely feel as if I'm living. I don't feel as if I'm living unless I'm killing myself.”

Ifs Feels Funny Humorous Killing Smoke Smoking Cigarette Tobacco Cigar Smoking Cigarettes Smoking Cigars Cosy Smoking A Pipe Tobacco Smoking Pipe Smoking Cigarette Smoke Killing Myself

Book:The Turtle Diary

Source: The Turtle Diary

“Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said "CIGARETTES CONTAIN FAT.”

Ifs Said Funny Humorous Fats Smoke Smoking Zero Warning Cigarette Cigar Smoking Cigarettes Smoking Cigars Cigarette Smoke

Author:Dave Barry

“A custom loathsome to the eye, hateful to the nose, harmful to the brain, dangerous to the lungs, and in the black, stinking fume thereof nearest resembling the horrible Stygian smoke of the pit that is bottomless.”

“I tried to stop smoking cigarettes by telling myself I just didn't want to smoke, but I didn't believe myself”

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Author:Barbara Kelly

“The wreath of cigarette smoke which curls about the head of the growing lad holds his brain in an iron grip which prevents it from growing and his mind from developing just as surely as the iron shoe does the foot of the Chinese girl.”

Mind Doe Science Girl Brain Growing Feet Development Shoes Smoke Developing Chinese Iron Cigarette Curls Lad Wreaths Cigarette Smoke

Author:Hudson Maxim

“A cigar has "...a fire at one end and a fool at the other."”

“Smokers, male and female, inject and excuse idleness in their lives every time they light a cigarette.”

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Author:Sidonie Gabrielle Colette

“Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.”

“For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward.”

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Author:Jay Leno

“If all boys could be made to know that with every breath of cigarette smoke they inhale imbecility and exhale manhood ... and that the cigarette is a maker of invalids, criminals and fools-not men-it ought to deter them some. The yellow finger stain is an emblem of deeper degradation and enslavement than the ball and chain.”

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Author:Hudson Maxim

“There's a bluebird in my heart that wants to get out but I pour whiskey on him and inhale cigarette smoke and the whores and the bartenders and the grocery clerks never know that he's in there.”

Knows Want Heart My Heart Smoke Cigarette Groceries Whiskey Clerks Inhale Bartender Bluebird Cigarette Smoke

Book:The Pleasures of the Damned: Selected Poems 1951-1993

Source: The Pleasures of the Damned: Selected Poems 1951-1993

“Suddenly Star Wars came out while we were on hiatus, and we looked like the old Buck Rogers series, where they had cigarette smoke blowing out the back of the rocket ship.”

War Stars Series Ships Smoke Cigarette Rockets Bucks Roger Cigarette Smoke Hiatus Buck Rogers

Author:Gregory Harrison

“A goal that is not in writing is like cigarette smoke: It drifts away and disappears. It is vague and insubstantial. It has no force, effect, or power. But a written goal becomes something that you can see, touch, read, and modify if necessary.”

Ifs Writing Force Goal Written Effects Disappear Smoke Cigarette Vague Cigarette Smoke Written Goals

Author:Brian Tracy

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