“I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens. Woody Allen.”
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Famous Woody Allen Quotes
“All men are mortal. Socrates was mortal. Therefore, all men are Socrates.”
“A world I will never feel comfortable in, never understand, and never approve of or forgive.”
“You can live to be a hundred if you give up all things that make you want to live to a hundred.”
“Hay relaciones en las que las palabras dice amistad, pero los ojos gritan romance.”
“I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.”
“Your self esteem is like a notch below Kafka's.”
“Having sex is like bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.”
“La bisessualità raddoppia immediatamente le tue chances al sabato sera.”
“If Jesus came back and saw what was going on in his name, he'd never stop throwing-up.”
“I’m very proud of my pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.”
“If Jesus came back and saw what was being done in his name, he'd never stop throwing up.”
“I sold my memoirs of my love life to Parker Brothers and they are going to make a game out of it.”
“Many people who get a lot of money are willing to work with me for no money. This is true.”
