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“Drivers often overtake themselves into the premises of an undertaker.”

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Author:Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Smartass Disciple: Master, if you are so good, can you drive a car with your eyes closed? Master of Stupidity: Thou shall not break the rules of drive safely. Thou shall not tempt the police as well.”

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Book:Master of Stupidity

Source: Master of Stupidity

“A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense.”

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Author:Woody Allen

“It's all based around the idea that basically VW cars are space age. They're the worst cars to use in action movie, because all the things you want to traditionally do in an action movie they won't allow you to do, because they make you drive safely if you want to or not.”

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Author:Paul W. S. Anderson

“Baseball is like driving, it's the one who gets home safely that counts.”

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Author:Tommy Lasorda

“The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.”

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Author:Dudley Moore

“Know how to drive safely when it's raining or when it's snowing. The two conditions are different.”

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Author:Marilyn vos Savant

“It seemed to me that the people who made the rules of the road had figured out everything that would help a person drive safely right down to having a sign that tells you you're passing through a place where deer cross. Somebody should stick up some signs on the highway of life. CAUTION: JERKS CROSSING. Blinking yellow lights when you're about to to something stupid. Stop signs in front of people who could hurt you. Green lights shining when you're doing the right thing. It would make the whole experience easier.”

“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”

“Honk if you love Jesus, text while driving if you want to meet up.”

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Book:Flight Behaviour

Source: Flight Behaviour

“One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.”

“Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.”

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Book:Modern manners

Source: Modern manners

“If four or five guys tell you that you're drunk, even though you know you haven't had a thing to drink, the least you can do is to lie down a little while.”

“The driver on the highway is safe not when He reads the signs, but when He obeys them.”

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Author:Aiden Wilson Tozer

“Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.”

Source: The Ultimate Quotable Einstein

“For every "Drive Safely" sign, shouldn't there be a "Resume Normal Driving" sign?”

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Author:Robert Breault