Best Smoking Cigarettes Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“Smoking cigarettes and writing something nasty on the wall, teacher sends you to the Principal's office down the hall.”

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Author:Stevie Wonder

“I quit smoking cigarettes and with the $70 a month I am saving not smoking cigarettes I'm smoking $700 worth of cigars.”

Months Quitting Saving Smoking Cigarette Cigar I Quit Quit Smoking Smoking Cigarettes

Author:Ron White

“People are shuffling by in long coats, with shopping bags and takeout, smoking cigarettes and feigning laughter - filling up their lives with distractions to shut out the chaos.”

People Long Laughter Chaos Smoking Bags Distraction Shopping Cigarette Coats Filling Smoking Cigarettes Shuffling Filling Up Feigning

Author:Rob Payne

“Trying to micromanage the perfect vacation is always a disaster. That leads to terrible times. If you get lost and you just end up eating just anywhere, you know, you see a bunch of Venetians sitting around smoking cigarettes, eating something unrecognizable in a dark alley somewhere, chances are it's interesting.”

“Yes, social friend, I love thee well, In learned doctor's spite; Thy clouds all other clouds dispel And lap me in delight.”

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Author:Charles Sprague Sargent

“Divine in hookas, glorious in a pipe When tipp'd with amber, mellow, rich, and ripe;... Yet thy true lovers more admire by far Thy naked beauties - give me a cigar!”

“I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: 'Oh well,' and I went back to smoking again, and that was better.”

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Author:Benny Hill

“Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can't find your fags.”

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Author:Bill Hicks

“If the fact that people make poor decisions is reason enough for the government to second-guess their decisions about dangerous activities such as smoking cigarettes and riding motorcycles, why on earth should the government let people make their own choices when it comes to such consequential matters as where to live, how much education to get, whom to marry, whether to have children, which job to take, or what religion to practice?”

“I was photographing the photographer Brassaï. He had very prominent eyes, like a frog's. As I focused my lens, he brought his hand up and pretended to focus his eye. It was a joke, but it added mystery to the picture. There's a sense of action in a very small world. Or with Allen Ginsberg there were people smoking cigarettes and in the smoke there's a sense of motion. It makes much out of very little.”

People World Littles Hands Eye Action Focus Mystery Jokes Photographer Focused Smoke His Eyes Smoking Cigarette Lenses Frogs Prominent Hands Up Smoking Cigarettes Small World Ginsberg

Author:John Loengard

“I know a guy who gave up smoking cigarettes, consuming, sex, and wealthy meals.”

Knows Guy Sex Meals Smoking Wealthy Cigarette Consuming Gave Up Smoking Cigarettes

Author:Johnny Carson

“I always found it really funny when actors would come offstage, smoking cigarettes and swearing at each other.”

Actors Found Smoking Cigarette Swearing Smoking Cigarettes

Author:Jason Gann

“There's a vested interest in trying to keep people smoking cigarettes.”

People Trying Interest Smoking Cigarette Vested Interests Smoking Cigarettes

Author:Sylvia Earle

“I regret starting drinking alcohol, smoking cigarettes and joining Facebook.”

Regret Drinking Starting Alcohol Smoking Cigarette Joining I Regret Drinking Alcohol Smoking Cigarettes

Author:Berhan Ahmed

“When the movies first started, audiences were dumbstruck to see actresses walking around in evening gowns. They'd never seen anything like that. They wanted to be like those actors and actresses, so the movies informed their behavior. A lot of people started drinking martinis and smoking cigarettes because they felt it was cool.”

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Author:Bette Midler

“You can't even smoke a cigarette on network television anymore. Not that everyone should be smoking cigarettes, but that's how crazy it's gotten. You can't even do things like that that are real-life things.”

Crazy Smoking Cigarette Smoking Cigarettes

Author:Gloria Calderon Kellett

“In general, working on a horror movie is no different than working on any movie. Turn the camera around and there's 20, 30 people standing around, eating doughnuts, smoking cigarettes between takes, working, like any other set.”

People Different Horror Eating Smoking Cigarette Doughnut Smoking Cigarettes

Author:Lindsey Haun

“Now the only thing I miss about sex is the cigarette afterward. Next to the first one in the morning, it's the best one of all. It tasted so good that even if I had been frigid I would have pretended otherwise just to be able to smoke it.”

Source: Lump It Or Leave It

“A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.”

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Author:Rudyard Kipling

“To me, being grown-up meant smoking cigarettes, drinking cocktails, and dressing up in high heels and glamourous outfits.”

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Book:Me and My Shadows: A Family Memoir

Source: Me and My Shadows: A Family Memoir

“I'm glad I don't have to explain to a man from Mars why each day I set fire to dozens of little pieces of paper, and then put them in my mouth.”

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Book:Aperçus: The Aphorisms of Mignon McLaughlin

Source: Aperçus: The Aphorisms of Mignon McLaughlin

“Smoking is one of the leading causes of all statistics.”

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Author:Liza Minnelli

“Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.”

“Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.”

“Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!”

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Author:Gerard Way

“There are some circles in America where it seems to be more socially acceptable to carry a hand-gun than a packet of cigarettes.”

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Author:Katharine Whitehorn

“You must have a cigarette. A cigarette is the perfect type of a perfect pleasure. It is exquisite, and it leaves one unsatisfied. What more can one want?”

“The public health authorities never mention the main reason many Americans have for smoking heavily, which is that smoking is a fairly sure, fairly honorable form of suicide.”

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Author:Kurt Vonnegut

“She had the kind of looks that had probably been quite pretty in high school, but were now worn down by years of smoking cigarettes, raising children, and the disappointment of being married to an asshole.”

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Book:Deeper Than the Dead

Source: Deeper Than the Dead

“It was sad, it was sad, it was sad. When Betty came back we didn't sing or laugh, or even argue. We sat drinking in the dark, smoking cigarettes, and when we went to sleep, I didn't put my feet on her body or she on mine like we used to. We slept without touching. We had both been robbed.”

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Book:Post Office

Source: Post Office

“Girls took to dressing like boys, and though women had obtained the vote, we had swiftly moved on to pursuing flashier freedoms: necking in cars and smoking cigarettes and walking down city streets in flesh colored stockings.”

Girl Cities Boys Streets Car Walking Vote Moved Flesh Smoking Cigarette Dressings Moved On Stockings Smoking Cigarettes Like A Boy City Streets

Book:Bright Young Things

Source: Bright Young Things

“we sat there smoking cigarettes at 5 in the morning.”

Morning Sat Smoking Cigarette Smoking Cigarettes

Book:The Pleasures of the Damned: Selected Poems 1951-1993

Source: The Pleasures of the Damned: Selected Poems 1951-1993

“That I am totally devoid of sympathy for, or interest in, the world of groups is directly attributable to the fact that my two greatest needs and desires - smoking cigarettes and plotting revenge - are basically solitary pursuits.”

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Book:The Fran Lebowitz Reader

Source: The Fran Lebowitz Reader

“I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I haven't had time for tobacco since.”

“Cigarette smoking is clearly identified as the chief, preventable cause of death in our society.”

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Author:C. Everett Koop

“In the 1960s, you could eat anything you wanted, and of course, people were smoking cigarettes and all kinds of things, and there was no talk about fat and anything like that, and butter and cream were rife. Those were lovely days for gastronomy, I must say.”

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Author:Julia Child

“My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.”

“A cigarette is the only consumer product which when used as directed kills its consumer.”

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Author:Gro Harlem Brundtland

“You know, it's cigarettes that killed Jerry Garcia. Everyone thinks it's heroin, but it wasn't. It was cigarettes.”

Thinking Knows Explanation Smoking Cigarette Tobacco Heroin Jerry Quit Smoking Smoking Cigarettes Tobacco Smoking

Author:John Mellencamp

“Much smoking kills live men and cures dead swine.”

Men Cures Smoking Marijuana Cigarette Tobacco Swine Smoking Cigarettes Smoking Cigars Smoking A Pipe Tobacco Smoking Funny Smoking Pipe Smoking Cigarette Smoke No Smoking

Author:George D. Prentice

“To smoke or not to smoke: I can make of either a life-work.”

I Can Smoke Smoking Smoking Cigarettes Smoking Cigars Smoking A Pipe Funny Smoking Pipe Smoking Cigarette Smoke No Smoking

Book:Aperçus: The Aphorisms of Mignon McLaughlin

Source: Aperçus: The Aphorisms of Mignon McLaughlin

“If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.”

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Author:Douglas Adams

“There's a lot of people who, a cigarette is about the only vacation they have.”

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Author:Trey Parker

“They threaten me with lung cancer, and still I smoke and smoke. If they'd only threaten me with hard work, I might stop.”

Ifs Stills Hard Might Hard Work Cancer Smoke Smoking Cigarette Lungs Smoking Cigarettes Smoking Cigars Smoking A Pipe Lung Cancer Pipe Smoking

Author:Mignon McLaughlin

“He who doth not smoke hath either known no great griefs, or refuseth himself the softest consolation, next to that which comes from heaven.”

Next Heaven Grief Known Smoke Smoking Cigarette Consolation Pipe Tobacco Smoking Cigarettes Smoking Cigars Smoking A Pipe Tobacco Smoking Funny Smoking Pipe Smoking Cigarette Smoke No Smoking

Author:Edward Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron Lytton

“Ods me I marle what pleasure or felicity they have in taking their roguish tobacco. It is good for nothing but to choke a man, and fill him full of smoke and embers.”

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Author:Ben Jonson

“I used to smoke two packs a day and I just hate being a nonsmoker.... but I will never consider myself a nonsmoker because I always find smokers the most interesting people at the table.”

“I believe that pipe smoking contributes to a somewhat calm and objective judgement in all human affairs.”

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Author:Albert Einstein

“But when I don't smoke I scarcely feel as if I'm living. I don't feel as if I'm living unless I'm killing myself.”

Ifs Feels Funny Humorous Killing Smoke Smoking Cigarette Tobacco Cigar Smoking Cigarettes Smoking Cigars Cosy Smoking A Pipe Tobacco Smoking Pipe Smoking Cigarette Smoke Killing Myself

Book:The Turtle Diary

Source: The Turtle Diary

“Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said "CIGARETTES CONTAIN FAT.”

Ifs Said Funny Humorous Fats Smoke Smoking Zero Warning Cigarette Cigar Smoking Cigarettes Smoking Cigars Cigarette Smoke

Author:Dave Barry

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