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“Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.”
“To me, the smell of fresh-made coffee is one of the greatest inventions.”
“If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.”
“Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.”
“I like cappuccino, actually. But even a bad cup of coffee is better than no coffee at all.”
“Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline, the first often tasting like the second.”
“A 41-inch bust and a lot of perseverance will get you more than a cup of coffee - a lot more.”
“Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.”
“I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon.”
“I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.”
“Black as the devil, hot as hell, pure as an angel, sweet as love.”
“If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.”
“I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.”
“He was my cream, and I was his coffee - And when you poured us together, it was something.”
“I like my coffee with cream and my literature with optimism.”
“Coffee is a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your older self.”
“I'd rather take coffee than compliments just now.”
“Coffee makes us severe, and grave and philosophical.”
“You make good coffee . . . You're a slob, but you make good coffee.”
“Thank you for your coffee, seignior. I shall miss that when we leave Casablanca.”
“Once you wake up and smell the coffee, it's hard to go back to sleep.”
“The average American's simplest and commonest form of breakfast consists of coffee and beefsteak.”
“Coffee is good for talent, but genius wants prayer.”
“Coffee which makes the politician wise, and see through all things with his half-shut eyes.”
“Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.”
“Coffee in England always tastes like a chemistry experiment.”