Best Tea Coffee Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

Source: The Descent of Man, and Selection in Relation to Sex

“The only decisions I'm making at the moment are whether I have tea, coffee, toast or cornflakes in the morning.”

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“If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.”

Source: The Wit and Wisdom of Abraham Lincoln

“Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline, the first often tasting like the second.”

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Author:Edward Abbey

“Our trouble is that we drink too much tea. I see in this the slow revenge of the Orient, which has diverted the Yellow River down our throats.”

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Author:J. B. Priestley

“I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon.”

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Author:Ronald Reagan

“If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.”

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Author:Mae West

“Drink your tea slowly and reverently, as if it is the axis on which the world earth revolves - slowly, evenly, without rushing toward the future.”

Source: The Miracle of Mindfulness, Gift Edition

“All true tea lovers not only like their tea strong, but like it a little stronger with each year that passes.”

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Book:The complete works of George Orwell

Source: The complete works of George Orwell

“It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity.”

Source: Dave Barry Is Not Taking This Sitting Down

“The morning cup of coffee has an exhilaration about it which the cheering influence of the afternoon or evening cup of tea cannot be expected to reproduce.”

“There are those who love to get dirty and fix things. They drink coffee at dawn, beer after work. And those who stay clean, just appreciate things. At breakfast they have milk and juice at night. There are those who do both, they drink tea.”

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Author:Gary Snyder

“I wake up some mornings and sit and have my coffee and look out at my beautiful garden, and I go, 'Remember how good this is. Because you can lose it.'”

“If you find a girl who reads, keeps her close. When you find her up at 2 AM clutching a book to her chest and weeping, make her a cup of tea (coffee) and hold her. You may lose her for a couple of hours but she will always come back to you. She'll talk as if the characters in the book are real because, for a while, they always are. Date a girl who reads because you deserve it. You deserve a girl who can give you the most colorful life imaginable.”

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Author:Robert Pattinson

“Coffee is real good when you drink it gives you time to think. It's a lot more than just a drink; it's something happening. Not as in hip, but like an event, a place to be, but not like a location, but like somewhere within yourself. It gives you time, but not actual hours or minutes, but a chance to be, like be yourself, and have a second cup.”

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Author:Gertrude Stein

“Why do they always put mud into coffee on board steamers? Why does the tea generally taste of boiled boots?”

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Book:The Kickleburys on the rhine: By M. A. Titmarsh

Source: The Kickleburys on the rhine: By M. A. Titmarsh

“Coffee in England is just toasted milk.”

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Author:Christopher Fry

“The voodoo priest and all his powders were as nothing compared to espresso, cappuccino, and mocha, which are stronger than all the religions of the world combined, and perhaps stronger than the human soul itself.”

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Author:Mark Helprin

“Many people claim coffee inspires them, but, as everybody knows, coffee only makes boring people even more boring.”

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Author:Honore de Balzac

“For tea, though ridiculed by those who are naturally coarse in their nervous sensibilities, or are become so from wine-drinking, and are not susceptible of influence from so refined a stimulant, will always be the favourite beverage of the intellectual.”

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Author:Thomas de Quincey

“Is there no Latin word for Tea? Upon my soul, if I had known that I would have let the vulgar stuff alone.”

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Author:Hilaire Belloc

“Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.”

Source: Time Flies

“Tea! thou soft, sober, sage and venerable liquid;- thou female tongue-running, smile-smoothing, heart-opening, wink-tippling cordial, to whose glorious insipidity I owe the happiest moment of my life, let me fall prostrate.”

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Book:The Dramatic Works of Colley Cibber ...: In Five Volumes : Volume the Second

Source: The Dramatic Works of Colley Cibber ...: In Five Volumes : Volume the Second

“Tea's proper use is to amuse the idle, and relax the studious, and dilute the full meals of those who cannot use exercise, and will not use abstinence.”

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Book:The Works of Samuel Johnson, LL.D.: With Murphy's Essay

Source: The Works of Samuel Johnson, LL.D.: With Murphy's Essay

“When one of the down Easters boasted of not having any gray hair, but who was bald, Dad told the story of how St. Peter had given his choice of getting bald or getting gray and he chose the latter. Have never smoked, chewed nor used tea coffee or liquor except for medicinal purposes. The want of it is more than the worth of it.”

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Author:Hal Turner

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