Cake Quotes
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“You're a shit cake with cum for whipped cream and dynamite for candles.”
“To buy a cake... to howl at the moon... to know true happiness... I am happy.”
“It’s true: A slice of pound cake does wonders to thaw the coldest of days.”
“Some people when they see cheese, chocolate or cake they don't think of calories.”
“Stop fretting and eat your Madeira Cake..”
“Why this candle? Why this cake? The day of my birth is not today. I was born when you said, 'Hey.”
“My favourite food is cake. What kind of cake? It doesn't matter. All cake.”
“Now that we know about his indigestion, we can torture him with cake.”
“Birthday Soup is good to eat, but not as good as Birthday Cake.”
“Love is like a good cake; you never know when it's coming, but you'd better eat it when it does!”
“If you can't eat chocolate cake for breakfast, what is the point of being alive?”
“We were going for cake with…wait for it…a six-foot snake.”
“This robot is just like me when I see a slice of cake.”
“A person may not want any more of his cake; but that is no reason for giving it away.”
“That's what you would do with untold power? Eat cake?”
“Jetzt eine Pizza, niemand kann tagelang Streuselkuchen essen.”
“That cake tasted good. But the cake in the garbage tasted better. It was the best cake I ever ate.”
“I'm going to die. And as if that weren't bad enough, I'm going to die inside a cake.”