Best Fatty Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

Author:Michael Lewis

“More often than not, expecting to lose weight without first losing the diet that made the weight loss necessary is like expecting a pig to be spotless after hosing it down while it was still rolling in mud.”

Author:Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Many obese people spend a significant amount of their energy on suppressing the urge to tell some of the people who are staring at them that they do not eat as much and as frequently as they seem to.”

Author:Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“The population is getting fatter faster than a mobility scooter hurtling towards Greggs at closing time.”

Humour Fatty

Book:This is Going to Hurt: Secret Diaries of a Junior Doctor

Source: This is Going to Hurt: Secret Diaries of a Junior Doctor

“He who makes fun of a short and fat man’s weight is much less cruel than he who makes fun of his height.”

“Sarfati. That's my real last name. I don't use it a lot because I got 'Lea So-fatty,' 'Lea So-farty' at school.”

Real Use School Lasts Names Fatty

Author:Lea Michele

“When I wrote 'Dear Fatty,' I realised that sitting and writing alone is an absolute joy.”

Writing Joy Sitting Absolutes Dear Realised Fatty

Author:Dawn French

“Detail is the heart of realism, and the fatty degeneration of art.”

Heart Art Reality Details Realism Degeneration Fatty

Book:Art

Source: Art

“The first rule of Zombieland: Cardio. When the zombie outbreak first hit, the first to go, for obvious reasons ... were the fatties.”

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Author:Jesse Eisenberg

“Yes, Isaac Taylor, who has just published 'The World of Mind,' is the Isaac Taylor, author of the 'Natural History of Enthusiasm.' I dare say by this time there is a want of fatty particles in his brain.”

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Author:George Eliot

“One of the biggest inspirations before I started shooting came from my brother, when he texted me and said, 'Hey, fatty, it's called 'The Hunger Games', not 'The Eating Games'. So I started working out a lot more and eating a lot less.”

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Author:Liam Hemsworth

“You can cruise the world's millions of omega-3 Web sites without encountering any reflections about where these prized fatty acids are coming from and at what social or environmental cost. For some people, what goes into their bodies has become an overriding obsession. Perhaps we are witnessing a successor to the Me Generation--namely, the Don't Care About the Rest of the World as Long as I Have a Spa and Some Omega-3 Fatty Acids Generation. Let's call it the Omega-3 Generation for short. Or is that thought just too depressing?”

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Author:Charles Clover

“There is nothing more humanly beautiful than a woman's breasts. Nothing more humanly beautiful, nothing more humanly mysterious than why men should want to caress, over and over again, with paintbrush or chisel or hand, these oddly curved fatty sacs, and nothing more humanly endearing than our complicity (I mean the complicity of women) in their obsession.”

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Author:J. M. Coetzee

“I think middle-age is the best time, if we can escape the fatty degeneration of the conscience which often sets in at about fifty.”

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Book:More Lay Thoughts of a Dean

Source: More Lay Thoughts of a Dean

“Liberalism had come to mean spending more on everything-speech police, failed poverty programs that reward dependence, a bigger nanny state telling us we cannot eat fatty foods, workplace roles that stifle opportunity, and absurd environmental regulations.”

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Author:John Stossel

“You can't live off of just greasy fatty foods and stayin' up till six in the mornin' just partyin'. You gotta take care of yourself.”

Care Six Take Care Take Care Of Yourself Fatty

Author:Questlove

“What I remember the most about my childhood is constant fear and "good food." I don't want to get into the greasy, buttery, deep-fried, fatty, sugary, meaty, barbecued details here, but with no knowledge of healthy lifestyles or positive psychology, time took its toll on me.”

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Author:Bryant H. McGill

“Breakfast - which I didn't mind skipping; if the eggs had been any runnier and the bacon a little less fatty, I could have raced them against each other around my plate.”

Ifs Mind Littles Eggs Breakfast Plates Fatty

Book:Galaxy Blues

Source: Galaxy Blues

“I'm crap and a fatty.”

Crap Fatty

Author:Tony Bellew

“I have been known to go to the grocery store and just buy pepperoni. There's just something fantastic about salty, fatty meats.”

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Author:Rachel Nichols

“In marriage, a man becomes slack and selfish, and undergoes a fatty degeneration of his moral being.”

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Author:Robert Louis Stevenson

“I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short.”

“You know, in a way, 'Dear Santa Claus' is rather stuffy... Perhaps something a little more intimate would be better... Something just a shade more friendly..." "How about 'Dear Fatty'?”

Knows Way Littles Would Be Dear Intimate Friendly Shade Santa Santa Claus Fatty

Author:Charles M. Schulz

“The fact is that Chinese parents can do things that would seem unimaginable-even legally actionable-to Westerners. Chinese mothers can say to their daughters, "Hey fatty-lose some weight." By contrast, Western parents have to tiptoe around the issue, talking in terms of "health" and never ever mentioning the f-word, and their kids still end up in therapy for eating disorders and negative self image.”

Source: Battle Hymn of the Tiger Mother

“His answers were quite often like that. When she spoke of beauty, he spoke of the fatty tissue supporting the epidermis. When she mentioned love, he responded with the statistical curve that indicates the automatic rise and fall in the annual birthrate. When she spoke of the great figures in art, he traced the chain of borrowings that links these figures to one another.”

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Book:The Man Without Qualities: Picador Classic

Source: The Man Without Qualities: Picador Classic

“Supplements are very important, especially a multiple vitamin. The American Medical Association now says we should take one. And fish oil because it has omega 3 fatty acids and they have been found to lower depression, dementia, ADD, and people who kill themselves. So fish oil supplements; I have been taking them for years, I actually scanned my brain before and after and it's better.”

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Author:Daniel Amen

“I fall into that nebulous, quote-unquote, normal American woman size that legions of fashion stylists detest. For the record, I'm a size 8 - this week, anyway. Many stylists hate that size because I think to them, it shows that I lack the discipline to be an ascetic; or the confident, sassy abandon to be a total fatty hedonist.”

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Author:Mindy Kaling

“I'm going to give Vargas the chance to cash his last paycheck. I would like to say publicly that Fatty Vargas has always feared me. I conceded to take this fight at 162 pounds because fatty couldn't lose any more weight. I will do Vargas a favor by retiring him in this fight so his family doesn't have to suffer every time he steps in the ring. I'm going to do his wife a favor and not let her cry anymore.”

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Author:Ricardo Mayorga

“I don't have great thighs. I have very big breasts and a soft, fatty little tummy. And I've got back fat. People assume that I'm walking around in little spaghetti-strap dresses. It's insidious - Glam Jamie, the Perfect Jamie, the great figure, blah, blah, blah. And I don't want the unsuspecting 40-year-old women of the world to think that I've got it going on. It's such a fraud. And I'm the one perpetuating it.”

“Look at that fat kid, in the audience. You want some pie you little fatty? I strongly dislike fat kids. Security, please remove him, that fat kid, over there, by the pies.”

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Author:Thom Yorke

“The simplest way to look at all these associations, between obesity, heart disease, type 2 diabetes, metabolic syndrome, cancer, and Alzheimer's (not to mention the other the conditions that also associate with obesity and diabetes, such as gout, asthma, and fatty liver disease), is that what makes us fat - the quality and quantity of carbohydrates we consume - also makes us sick.”

“I want to be able to play trailer-bound fatties in a Judd Apatow comedy.”

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Author:Benedict Cumberbatch

“The trans fatty acids (found in animal products and cooked oils) are a factor in breast cancer.”

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Author:Edward Martin

“You sit down at Katz's and you eat the big bowl of pickles and you're eating the pastrami sandwich, and halfway through you say to yourself, I should really wrap this up and save it for tomorrow. But the sandwich is calling you: Remember the taste you just had. So fatty. It's what you want. It's what you are! I've never gotten home from Katz's with a doggie bag in my hand. A pastrami sandwich at Katz's is what's bad and good about food. It's the sacred and the profane.”

Want Should Home Hands Bigs Past Remember Food Tomorrow Calling Taste Eating Sacred What You Want Bags Bowls Wraps Halfway Sandwiches Profane Pickles Fatty Pastrami

Author:Mario Batali

“If I give up drinking, smoking, and fatty foods, I can add ten years to my life. Trouble is, I'll add it to the wrong end.”

Ifs Giving Years I Can Ends Trouble Ten Giving Up Add Drinking Alcohol Smoking Fatty

Author:P. J. O'Rourke

“My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her, so I said "Alright, fatty."”

Said Humor Wanted Funny Comedy Girlfriend Alright My Girlfriend Tease Fatty

Author:Jimmy Carr

“Fatty, a bearded collie-terrier mix, is the kindest, cuddliest dog. And Oliver, a white golden retriever, even looks like me! My dogs have taught me to be more loving, more nurturing, and happier.”

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Author:Nicollette Sheridan

“Everybody laughs when fatty falls down.”

Fall Laughing Falling Down Fatty

Author:Chris Farley

“Numerous studies have clearly demonstrated that coconut oil has a neutral effect on cholesterol levels. The reason coconut oil does not adversely affect cholesterol is because it is composed primarily of medium-chain fatty acids (MCFA). These fatty acids are different from those commonly found in other food sources and are burned almost immediately for energy production, and so they are not converted into body fat or cholesterol to the degree other fats are and do not affect blood cholesterol levels.”

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Author:Bruce Fife

“Coconut oil contains the most concentrated natural source of medium-chain fatty acids (MCFA) available. Substituting coconut oil for other vegetable oils in your diet will help promote weight loss.”

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Author:Bruce Fife

“A real dog, beloved and therefore pampered by his mistress, is a lamentable spectacle. He suffers from fatty degeneration of his moral being.”

Real Suffering Moral Dog Beloved Mistress Degeneration Pampered Fatty

Book:Under dispute

Source: Under dispute

“The interesting thing is, while we die of diseases of affluence from eating all these fatty meats, our poor brethren in the developing world die of diseases of poverty, because the land is not used now to grow food grain for their families.”

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Author:Jeremy Rifkin

“Back then I was called Dumbo because of my ears. I was called Fatty, too. It was hurtful so I became like the class clown. I became the one who was kicked around.”

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Author:Britt Ekland